so i was at school eating lunchables for lunch i fucking love the rubber cheese they put in there anyway chelsea comes over and sits on my lap and im like wtf you spilled my capri sun so she sits next to me and asks what im doing later and i say not much just playing roblox and building bionicles and she says she loves a guy with a creative mind so i start explaining bionicle lore to her i say how the toa washed ashore on mata nui and how they had to defeat the bohrok and everything and shes biting her lip the whole time then lunch ends and she kisses me on the lips in front of the school wtf cooties but i dont mind cause finally someone appreciates bionicles like i do so after school my mom comes to pick me up and says jesus kyle youre 27 years old and in college shouldnt you have a drivers license by now i say fuck you cunt and she drives us home crying fuck that bitch anyway so me and chelsea go into my room and she lies on my bed as i go to get the bionicle canisters i try to open them but theres so much mac and cheese stains that i cant get it open then i remembered shes probably stronger than i am so i go to ask for her help but shes naked in my bed wtf oh god oh fuck i throw her out of my bed and tell her to get out she tries to kiss me but i slap her face and say begone thot shes crying and says shes loved me since we first met and i say i would never date a girl who doesnt play bionicles shes sobbing and i push her out the front door and lock her out and throw her clothes out the window she puts them on and runs home later my mom and dad say theyre proud of me and as a reward i get tendies without using any GBP.
Source: reddit.com/r/sexystories/comments/hohnb7/i_invited_her_over_to_play_bionicles_and_she_took
godzila died trying to read this
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The cheese and turkey/ham from the lunchables are very good
great view
The hell did I just try to read
The fuck nonsense is this
You are in college and haven’t learned how to use punctuation?
wait this isnt 4chan