Seeking an author for a very weird celebrity erotica I’d like someone to write.

I’d like to commission an author to write a celebrity erotica for me. It is weird, pointless, and absolutely silly. But I will pay for it to exist. Here is the basic plot.

A young man is captured by celebrities who are into femdom and want a man as a sex slave. First, he is tied to a chair, and the female singer Dua Lipa has her way with him. She plays her song “Blow Your Mind (Mwah)” on a stereo and sloppily kisses him in rhythm to every “mwah” in the song. When it is over, she gives him tons of brutally slobbery kisses and face licks, leaving his face dripping wet, covered in lipstick, and his mouth thoroughly invaded by her tongue. After that, he is castrated by Taylor Swift with a vice as she rants at him with all sorts of misandry. He is then given to Carly Rae Jepsen to live forever as an attendant to her beautiful delicate feet and to worship her smooth thighs.

Yep, that’s it. It’s stupid as Hell, I know. But my money is good, and I just want this story to happen. Please contact me if interested, or post here and I’ll contact you.

Source: reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/gf6xw3/seeking_an_author_for_a_very_weird_celebrity

3 comments

  1. I think I could do this check out some of my stories and let me know

  2. Not sure if my style works for you but I’d be up for the challenge! :)
    I have a couple of chapters of an erotic mystery up at: r/katieundercovers and my profile has quite a few non-fiction posts if you wanted an idea of how I write. :)

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