I posted this as a comment on a post elsewhere, but decided it was worth sharing here. That other post was about someone riding a double dildo folded to go in both of her holes, for background. Anyway, on with the story…
I had a girlfriend (see the note below) a long time ago that had a smaller one of these with a bend cast into it. She’d put it in and then put on panties to hold it in, usually. But one time she was wearing a black miniskirt with no underwear and we were taking the train home from clubbing in NYC. After we stood up to get ready for our stop, it fell out of her. Probably too much of the cum way up inside both of her holes had slithered back down while we were sitting on the train. Now, remember this was the early 80s and finding a girl that both shaved and did anal was a rarity (she was a very minor porn starlet).
Anyway, this U shaped double dildo fell out of her, hit the floor and bounced. She goes over where it landed by this elderly couple sitting in the first row of seats by the doors, said “excuse me”, and picked it up. Now, I’m watching this from near the doors. The older man’s eyes bug out and the woman looks like she’s going to faint. After my girlfriend picks it up, she gives it a lick like she’s a little girl with a giant lollipop at the county fair, and says “thanks” just as the doors opened for our stop. We hurried off, and we (or at least me) were thankful it wasn’t their stop too. After we got of the train, she nearly threw up, because this was a commuter train in the 80s and you don’t want to know what kind of stuff was on the floor. But we both thought it was hilarious afterwards after she’d gotten a good mouth rinse. Thinking back on it, I wonder if when the elderly couple got home it rekindled their sex life.
I said I’d leave you a note about “girlfriend”, so here goes… To be honest, more like a person who was trading sex for a place to live and a lifestyle, but having only recently turned 20 I really didn’t give a shit- but I think we developed a deep relationship by the time we split up. I got together once again with her a few years later, but that is another story. I found out where she lived a few years ago and she was married to a fat, balding guy with glasses in his 50s (would be 60s now). So not much different from me. I decided to leave her alone- If he doesn’t know her past (or I suppose even if he does), they deserve a happy life together.
Well, this has gone on way longer than a comment on someone riding a double dildo should be. I think I’ll have to share it with r/erotica to make typing all of this on my cell phone worthwhile.
Source: reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/fnql2i/double_dildo_in_the_80s_mf