I may or may not be like ten beers down right now and high as a kite but have you guys ever had a crush on your roommate in college? That’d be crazy and a little gross right? Couldn’t be me. Anyways. Picture this 100 percent imaginary girl, that totally is not my roommate, long blonde hair, slightly curly, with bright blue eyes. Average height, maybe a bit taller. Thick, but not fat, you all know what I’m talking about. Fat ass. Huge tits. But not overly chubby. The perfect proportions, at least in my opinion.
Let’s say her name’s Katie, funnily enough, same name as my roommate. Let’s actually not do that, and let’s change it, to be less creepy. This fictitious girl’s name is now Madelyn.
Absolutely stunning looking. Madelyn’s bra size is like 36 DD. Not sure, but since she’s a figment of my imagination they can be whatever size I say, right? One could say Voluptuous. Big word, I know. It means a woman’s round and curvy. I’m fucking smart. Luscious red lips that would feel amazing on the tip of my penis.
My roommate is out at the bar with her friends now so that gives me the necessary alone time to play with myself, write this disgusting smut, while of course, not thinking about her at all. Because lust is a deadly sin, right? I watched a 15 second video of Billy Graham on Tik Tok so I consider myself a man of god now.
Back to the imaginary chick. Madelyn makes my cock so hard. Unbelievably stiff. And every time I open instagram I’d see her. And it has the same result. I get a raging erection almost every time I’d see her. She has an imaginary boyfriend, well would have one, if this girl actually existed. Yet nearly all the theoretical pictures on her social media are with me, at the club.
I also heard through the grapevine, whatever the fuck that means, that Madelyn has an onlyfans and makes a shit ton of dough from posting feet pics, and I’m sure other things like her massive tits. She probably would charge like, 10.99 a month for it. I, of course, wouldn’t know because I don’t use such a disgusting tool of the patriarchy to monetize the human body.
I can hear my dog eating the empty pizza box on my counter, as I started to jerk my fat shaft to this totally made up slut, which made me think about the fact that Madelyn loves pizza and orders it every other night or so. Random fact.
I’m stroking my cock in my room. I’m too lazy to close the blinds so I’m doing it underneath a blanket. And yeah I’m watching porn on my laptop. Up, down, up, down. Fuck it feels so good. The girl in the video looks really similar to Madelyn does, how cool fucked up is that?
“NGGGHHH. Fuck, fuck fuck.”
I’m so close to blowing a HUGE load all over, imagining it’s Katie riding me while I play with her pillowy tits. I mean Madelyn, fuck.
And then it was interrupted…
I hear a loud thud on my front door. My dog goes ballistic and starts jumping up and down and howling. I bet it’s the cops, good thing I smoked all my weed. I pull my pants up, shove my dick in my underwear, and rush down stairs.
I open the door. Raise my hands up.
“Sup fucker.” My roommate slurs to me, wearing sunglasses at 2 am, completely hammered, standing in the doorway pretending to shoot a finger gun at me. I can see her nipples through her shirt. Lucky me.
“Uh, nothing. It looks like you had fun, Madelyn?” I stutter, and then start to laugh uncontrollably.
“Who the FUCK? Is that your imaginary girlfriend, Pat?” As she stumbles into the door, at least she knows her own name, this time.
“Maybe it is, goodnight. Oh and throw your pizza box out next time. Thanks.” And I shuffle upstairs and shut my door.
Source: reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/11kok8u/jerking_off_to_an_imaginary_girl_that_looks_just