“You better get ready to send out a lot of resumes. Job market’s just not what it used to be. Now, all these kids think they can just live with their parents forever…”
By the time she graduated, she had to keep her eyes from slamming up into the back of her head from the sheer tedium of the advice. Her parents, her professors, random armchair experts using her in the grocery aisle. Every older person around was like a broken record about “economy” this and “lazy teens” that.
She wasn’t ever that worried. She’d sometimes jokingly respond to her parents that she could always just become a municipal service toilet; one of those women stationed around the city, ass hanging out of a wall for any random pedestrian to dump a load into. It was never a serious possibility, though. Her grades were always high enough to keep her out of a dead-end job like that.
In reality, she got called in for an interview by the first Fortune 100 company she applied to. Per the advice of her guidance councilor, she made sure the top-line item of her resume was the fact that she accrued over three times the hours of community service than were required by law. The community service laws required all female college students to do weekly rotations as relief holes for their peers and neighbors. “On-duty” students would spend most of their days under the desks of other students or bent over a teacher’s desk, taking as many loads as they could to ensure the males were free from distraction and that off-duty females could focus on the lessons.
Having more than the minimum required hours was hardly a rare qualification, though. The world was full of fuck-drunk girls who signed up for extra rotations in the hope that simply being an over-achieving cocksleeve would let them coast through life. What really put her over the top was her solid 4.0 GPA. Clearly, she could suck enough cock to work in a large office. But she could also be sat in front of a spreadsheet and come back with real numbers, not just a cum-soaked stack of blank printer paper.
The interview was clearly going well. She knelt under the expensive meeting room table, diligently swapping back and forth between sucking the cock of the HR manager and the cock of the business analytics team lead, depending on who was currently asking questions. She’d lift her head long enough to respond and then get right back to work. All standard stuff they prepared her for at school. But she knew she was acing the questions from the pleased noises they made after each response.
The interview seemed to be winding to a close and she figured her performance might be enough to secure her the job. But she had one last trick up her sleeve; a move she learned from a career advice blogger online. She stood up and turned around, lifting her skirt to present her lower holes to the two men. She courteously offered for them to use her other fuckable holes to finally cum, since neither of them had done so from her blowjobs. So far, this was just considered common courtesy for the end of any interview, so the men easily agreed. And that’s when she deployed her well-rehearsed line.
“If you want, you can both use my ass at the same time! I’m a major anal addict and feeling two cocks at once makes me cum like crazy. All my friends say my anal orgasms make for the best fuckhole they’ve ever felt!”
She said it with an eager smile but it was only a half-truth. She really would cum uncontrollably with two cocks in her ass but only after months of purposeful training with her brothers and friends, after she had read the blog post. She’d barely been able to service one cock with her tighter hole, when she started the training, but now she was a pro. In fact, she wondered sometimes if she really had turned herself into an anal addict. But it hardly mattered at the moment. Both men were already pulling her into position and lining their cocks up with her hole before she could consider the possibility any further.
It wasn’t much surprise when she got the call back, days later, saying she could start right away. Her ability to rub two numbers together and get a sensible result meant she’d be making a comfortable salary, similar to any other junior analyst. But it didn’t exempt her from the expectations placed on all the females in the office. Whenever she wasn’t working some “boss approved” task, she would be free for anyone in the office to use as a cum toilet. In fact, it was expected that she go around looking for employees in need of a relief hole, if someone wasn’t already using her.
Truthfully, she didn’t mind. Turning tables into bar charts wasn’t exactly a passion of hers so riding her coworkers’ cocks was a more entertaining way to spend her most of her eight hours on the clock. And fancy offices like this were known as cushy jobs for a reason. Managers didn’t want people carelessly staining work areas or ruining expensive computers with errant shots of cum. So most people used condoms and more wanton gang fucking was strictly kept to the restrooms and outdoor areas; places the custodians could hose down nightly.
After just a couple months on the job, the CEO even mused about what a promising career she had ahead of her. The whole analytics team had done a big presentation for the CEO and she took more than her fair share of the initiative. As the resident expert on not fucking up an Excel report, she had been tasked with printing out all the materials before-hand and talking over the more technical parts of the report. But she also came prepared for the rest of her unspoken job during the presentation.
With a long chain of sealed condoms hanging from the side of her panties, she immediately set to bouncing her hips on the guys’ cocks without needing to be asked. Not only did she use her mouth to apply each condom before sitting on it, she even had the good sense to neatly tie each filled condom to the other side of her panties for clean disposal later and then suck the freshly-milked cock clean.
It was an impressive operation. Even when it was her turn to speak, she kept the even voice of a seasoned professional, while the marketing VP had her hips pinned to the table to more forcefully empty his balls into her with his own thrusts. A bit of a faux pas on his part but no one mentioned it; just one of those things that happened if a relief hole felt good enough.
After the end of the meeting, the CEO remarked about the stories he’d heard of her being an anal fiend with a superlative cockhole. She happily recited her line about getting double-stuffed, knowing this could be her big chance at a promotion. The rest of the work day was spent with her stretched across the table or floor while the entire executive team took turns testing which combinations of her holes being fucked in would make her cum the hardest.
The CEO seemed to especially appreciate her initiative to start emptying the many filled condoms into her mouth, half way through the fuck-fest. Her dedication to office cleanliness and the art of chugging cum would have been more note-worthy had she not run out of sealed condoms well before the end of the day. The CEO didn’t seem to much care, so no one else did, either. They just kept testing and re-testing all her fuckable parts, like boys taking turns with their favorite new Christmas toy. In truth, getting all that cum blown into her and over her previously tidy office clothes just made the fucked-stupid office slut cum that much harder. Naturally, that only made the group of men more excited to test ideas like “how many cocks can fit in this hole” and “how tight will her holes get if we make her lick the cum off the table while we fuck her”.
Needless to say, the bitchy office manager sent out a strongly-worded memo the next day about leaving cum puddles and women’s clothing all over meeting spaces. Rumor has it, the entire executive team visited the office manager personally to demonstrate the exceptions to those rules.
The former junior analyst could only laugh at the rumors, having since been promoted to VP Relief Hole. In a way, her jokes to her parents came true: her only duty now was to take cock and drink cum in every way imaginable. But at least she had a corner office and an executive salary.
Source: reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/zt7rll/model_employee_mf_free_use_gangbang_bukkake
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