A little mix up leads to some wholesome humiliation

Dad smiled as his phone pinged it was a picture from Rachel followed by a text. The picture wouldn’t load but he guessed she had opened her Christmas’s-eve present. Bluetooth headphones.

>R: OMG dad seriously? Did you really buy me these??!
D: Haha, Yeah, you’re welcome.
R:I mean, thanks.. They are just a bit. Unexpected.
D:I thought you could use them around the house.
R: Really dad?! Around the house.. Could I not just.. Like do it in my room?
D: You could, but I’d prefer you didn’t hide away like that, you could slip them in while we were chilling out in the living room together. I’d like to see you enjoying them and bopping away.
R: Them? You mean you would want me to use both at the same time?! Like put them both in me?
D: Well… yeah that’s why we got you two.
R:Oh, uh okay.. Would that not be a bit, uncomfortable dad?
D:I don’t think so hun you’d get used to it pretty quick I’d say.
R: oh, wow. okay, I guess you are right.
D: Obviously, I don’t want you ignoring me I’d want you to take one out if we were gong to have some proper daddy daughter time.
R: You’d want me to take one out so we could have “daddy daughter time”? Seriously? okay.. Uh, which one would you want me to take out?
D: I don’t mind hun, whichever.. I don’t think it matters.
R: oh, Yeah? um, okay, I guess we could do that.
D: Unless you think having one in would distract you too much? You could still give me your attention right?
R: Well, probably dad, I mean I’d have to see. Er.. For our “daddy daughter time” would I be like, sitting on your lap or something?
D: Yeah, we could do that, or you could lay on the couch or we could do it on the floor whatever is comfortable.
R: Do it on the floor?! Like with me laying on my back or something?
D: Yeah I don’t mind hun.. or on your tummy with some cushions under you. We will see what works.
R: Oh.. Yeah.. Okay I guess we could do that. And uh how would you want to.. Er.. Finish?
D: Finish? Well we could just keep going till we come to a natural finish hun..
R: So like you’d want to like finish.. Inside?
D: What? Well yeah, it’s nice and warm inside I don’t see any reason to go anywhere else? Do you?
R: Haha. Wow dad.. When you put it like that.. And Er.. Should I like wear something in particular?
D: I don’t mind hun. Oh, You could wear your big baggy green hoodie? You’d be comfy in that right?
R: okay sure, and did you want me to wear anything else?
D: no I don’t think so.
R: Oh. So just that jumper? Nothing else?
D: Yep.
R: okay, well if that’s the plan can we wait and do daddy daughter time when mum’s not home?
D: sure I think she’s out at her sisters next week end.

A few days later Rachel sat at the breakfast table with one knee up under her chin as she finished of a slice of toast. She watched Dad sitting down opposite with a steaming mug of coffee as mum bustled in and out.

Mum plopped a small present down on the table in front of her (with a label for Rex the family dog).
“Rachel, I mean to say. The labels got mixed up this was meant to be your Christmas eve present.” Rachel just laughed and tore it open..

” Oh nice, Bluetooth earphones.. Thanks mum”

Buttoning up her coat mum laughed as well ” they are actually from your father.. Better than a collar and some dog toys. You probably realised those weren’t for you. Okay I’m off.. Be good”

Mum hurried out the door as Rachel’s eyes went wide and her face started to turn a light shade of pink.

“Oh.. Those were dog toys?!”

Laughing dad shook his head “What did you think they were? Didn’t you already text me to say thanks for the earphones?.” dad asked searching in his pockets.

“no.. I was thanking you for the… Dog toys.. I thought they were something else. I sent you a picture!”

Pulling out his phone dad smirked at her embarrassed face. “oh that picture wouldn’t load. I just assumed we were talking about the earphones.. I mean *I* was talking about earphones.. what were you talking about.”

Scrolling up he taped the picture to try load it again, it worked and after a second the screen showed a collar and two long plastic dog toys sitting on Rachel’s bed. In that context, they looked like..

He glanced up at Rachel..
” Did you think I’d given you dildos and a collar for Christmas?!”

Rachel’s just shrugged as her face turned from pink to red. “I mean that’s what it looked like?!”

“well you didn’t seem to mind..” Dad said trailing off as he started reading over the conversation they had had about “earphones”.

After a few seconds silence Dad put the phone down laughing into his hand.
Rachel pouted and managed a quiet “shut up dad”

When he finished laughing he sat up. “So you thought I was asking you to turn up to a date night wearing nothing but a jumper, so you could enjoy your new toys?”

Rachel shrugged again and avoided his eye.. “well a jumper and a collar. I thought I had to like.. Give you a show or something, like laying on my side with one leg in the air.. So you could see.. Everything”

Dad’s eyebrows shot up but he was smiling in a good natured way.. He loved embarrassing her and this was too good an opportunity to miss.

” Why on your side?.. ” He smirked prodding her for more.

Rachel let out an exasperated sigh and then rolled her eyes.. “well *I* thought you’d said I had to put.. Both, In me..”
She looked at dad waiting for a reaction, and when non came she she quietly explained.

“I thought I had to put one of the dildos in my… Bum”

Dad chuckled “Well you seemed happy enough to do it, that would definitely beat Netflix”

“Daaaad stop!” Rachel laughed and then picking up the crumpled up wrapping paper, she threw it at him.
She was trying not to think about how it would feel being half naked in front of dad like that. Pointing her pussy at him. One leg held up in the air to give him a good look at her. slowly pumping a toy in her pussy her other hand holding a second one in her butt.putting on a lewd show for him.

He scrolled up thr message exchanges and laughed again..
“wait when I was talking about taking one out for ‘daddy daughter time’ did you think I meant sex?

Rachel buried her face in her hands..” maybe ”

Dad threw his head back and laughed..”well that certainly would have been interesting.. You thought I wanted to stuff you like a turkey?

Rachel groaned quietly.” daad seriously?”
with her eyes closed she now had a vived mental image of her straddling dad’s lap. *Her hands on his shoulders, slowly moving her hips up and down. Feeling her dad’s cock moving inside her as she did. One of his hands reaching around behind her holding a toy in her ass as she moved keeping her feeling stuffed. His other hand holding up thr front of her jumper so he could continue to enjoy the show.*

She opened her eyes and squeezed her thighs together as a tingle swept through her body.

Rachel sat back her face still beetroot red, her hard nipples now showing through her pajama top.
“Can we stop now?.. I don’t wanna be thinking about my dad stuffing me like a turkey”

But dad just continued unable to let the opportunity go. Scrolling back through the conversation..
” Oh when you said ‘finishing inside’ I thought you wanted to go for a walk! You were talking about letting me cum in you?

Rachel pulled a face and folded her arm across her chest..
” oh my god, that would be sooo embarrassing dad. ”
After a second she continued.
“I was kinda hoping you’d want to.. Finish somewhere else but..”

She trailed off and dad leaned forward sounding equally supprised and impressed. “but you were just going to just go a long with whatever and let me.. Cum in you?!

Rachel threw her eyes to the ceiling and sighed.
Well yeah, it sounded ike that’s what you wanted soo..

As she looked across the table at dad her mind conjured yet another erotic scene.
*She was laying on the her back on the couch. Her legs in the air, dad’s hands holding her ankes, keeping her legs spread. She could feel his warm hardness moving inside her as he pumped away. She was obediently holding her hoodie up out of the way so he could admire her full body as he thrusted in her. She could almost feel him watching her small chest bouncing gently from the movemt. She squirmed a little feeling her pussy squeezing him, milking his cock for his cream. Hearing him groan she wanted to suggest he finish on her chest but the dildo in her mouth made that impossible. She felt him push up into her, balls deep and her eager pussy hugged him tightly egging him on squeezing as he twitched. Her pussy happily massaging him as he started to cum in her. It was so wierd feeling him empty his balls into her. Pumping a creamy load into her warm wet pussy. It probably felt pretty good for him though, she couldn’t hardly blame him.*

Dad took a drink of his coffee and stifled a laugh not saying anything..
In the quiet Rachel’s mind just continued it’s horny imagenings. *He was sitting on the couch now and she was leaning over his lap cleaning up his cock sucking out the last drops of cum. Up on her knees, back arched trying to keep her butt up and not let any of dad’s cum dribble out out of her cream filled pussy and get on the couch.. She really didn’t want to have to explain that to mum!*

Rachel let out another exasperated sigh.. “can I go now before I die of embarrassment?”

Dad noded “sure just, one more thing. You thought I wanted a show and then your were going to let me give you a cream pie.. How did you think we were going to do it?jjst like laying on the couch?”

Rachel. Thought for a second.. “well yeah, I guess, I mean I thought we would do it on the couch or something. Oh actually, I kinda thought you wanted to..

She quickly stopped herself,
“no you’re just going to teas me I’m not saying.”

Dad threw his hand up..
“Oh come on you can’t do that half say something and leave me hanging..

Rachel tried to give him a dirty look but couldn’t hold it. She laughed and then pulled a face.

” okay. Fine! But you’re not allowed to be mean about it…

Dad noded for her to continue and she did..

” well you did say we might ‘do it on the floor’ ”

Dad’s eyebrows went up again..and she continueed

” it seemed like you wanted to put me on the floor.. Like.. Laying on my tummy. And like.. Prop up my hips with a few cushions.. You know so my bum was sticking up a bit?”

Dad nodded looking quite interested now. Not saying a word.

Rachel continued stumbling over her words a bit.
“Well I kinda.. Thought that meant you, wanted us to.. Like.. Try anal together.”

Dad blinked stupifide into silence for a few seconds before finding his voice.

“Oh wow, I’ve never done anal. And you were happy enough to do that together?

Dads wit had disappeared, he seemed more curious.

Rachel was suddenly quite embarrassed again.
” Er, I think it would be really wierd having to do that with you.. Like in my bum.. But I kinda figured if I was going to be putting a toy in there earlier in the night. I couldn’t really say no if you asked..”

Rachel tried not to think of how it would feel *laying on the floor like that, colllerd and half naked. Pushing her hips up offering her ass up to dad like a horny puppy. Feeling his warm cock head pressing against her butt hole. Her pussy squeezing the toy she had in her as he started to sink into her obedient bum. She’d stuck a finger in her bum the other night she could only imagen what it would be like to have dad’s meaty cock sinking into her ass. Having to hold still, keeping her hips up and watching dad over her shoulder as he slid his cock back and forth, in and out like he was enjoying a flesh light.*

Dad laughed..”Wow so you thought I’d want to try anal together.. And so did you think I’d cum in there too?

” daaaad! Seriously? Oh my god that would be soo humiliating, and super wierd because your my dad!

After a few seconds silence she continued quietly

“But I guess yeah, if you were in there, I figured you were going to want to cum in there. I mean it would feel super wierd for me but probably pretty good for you so.. It wouldn’t be fair to make you stop.

Dad was grinning like a school boy now,” haha yeah I guess getting an anal cream pie from your dad would be pretty odd feeling, did you really think I was going to do that?

Rachel could feel thr heat still on her face.. This was such a wierd chat. ” well I thought you might have been just messing with me.. But I had booked in to get waxed on Friday… Just in case”

Dad looked delighted..” Haha really?! ”

Rachel looked sheepish and nodded. “Well.. Yeah! You love embarrassing me! So there was a good change you were serious… To be honest I was half expecting you’d you want to put a lead on the collar.

Dad laughed as Rachel’s imagenation kicked off once more.
*She was laying on the living room floor back arched and hips pushed up. The toy that had been in her pussy had frustratingly worked its way free and now lay uselessly between her bare thighs. Her face and chest pressed into the carpet. She was reaching back behind her, one hand on each cheek to spread her butt cheeks so dad could see her ass hugging his glistening cock. She could see him over her shoulder. Dad was holding the lead that was clipped to her collar and it swayed gently as he slowly moved his cock back and forth. He’d be slowly pumping in her for what seemed like forever! Her neglected and empty pussy ached with want, she felt it twitch and spasim every time dad pushed onto her ass again.it was so wierd letting dad do this, feeling so full with him in her butt.*

*”this feels great he said happily as he pushed up into her once more. You don’t mind if I cum I you do you?*

*”Er.. If you want to dad.”*

*”Thanks pumpkin”*

*She felt him speed up a little, sliding in and out a few times and then grabbing her hip, he pushed balls deep and let out a long satisfied groan as he started to cum. She squirmed a little, as he held her.
It was a super wierd feeling but he was definitely enjoying himself. She could feel his hand holding her tightly. Keeping himself buried in her. Enjoying the warm tight feeling of her ass as he orgasamed.*

*letting out a long sigh she watched as he slowly slide his cock back out of her. She keped her ass pushed up her hands still spreading her cheeks.. Not moving as she watched him reaching down to squeeze the last few drops of cum out of his cock.. Letting them fall right on her ass hole.*

*he sat back on her hunkers and she lowered her hips to the cushions below her. Propping herself up on her elbows. As she felt dad’s hand start to grope her bum.*

She snapped out of her daydream and saw dad watching her.

She pouted and huffed.. “can I go now, or are you going to torment me all day..”

Her pussy was aching and warm, she couldn’t believe how horny she was.

Dad shrugged.. “sure just don’t forget to put your breckfast stuff in the dishwasher”

Source: reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/zqomny/a_little_mix_up_leads_to_some_wholesome

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