Woke up hungry and horny as usual, this being a bachelor isn’t all it’s cracked up to be after 20+ years of marriage, it’s just not as fun as I remember. Since the divorce it’s been hard to get back into the dating scene. I get up brush my teeth, get dressed and head up to my local cafe for breakfast. I walk in sit down say hi to all the regulars, ugh I’m not old enough to be hanging out with these guys but I’m too old to go to the new hip coffee shop down the street. I just feel so out of place. The hostess asks if I want my usual.
“Yes large black coffee please.” She’s adorable barely out out of high school, younger than my own kids, but I can’t help but watch her bounce around the restaurant. My mind wanders imagining what she would look like in a bikini, then imagining her as Phoebe Cates character in “Fast Times at Ridgemont High” flashing me her breasts. I’m snapped out of my daydream
“do you know what you’d like to eat, or should I give you a few more minutes?”
Not taking my eyes off the young hostess
“I’d like my usual please”
after a moment of silence I hear
“well I’m new here so not sure what that is.”
I look up to see this beautiful woman standing in front of me, about 30 dirty blonde hair and a beautiful smile.
“I’m sorry I thought you were Sue.”
“She’s off on maternity leave, I’m Tracey”
“Hi Tracey I’m Rodney nice to meet you, sorry I forgot about that, yes well I’d like the farmer’s omelette please with extra green peppers and wheat toast please.”
“coming right up Rod” as she walks away I can’t help but to take in her sway and her tight little waitress uniform, something rather sexy about how it hangs on her.
As I sip my coffee and watch the cute little hostess bounce around the room filling up everyone’s coffee my mind starts to wander again, I don’t see Tracey bring my food.
“One farmers omelette extra green peppers” she says as she drops the plate in front of me.
“Thanks” I say with out looking up.
“You know she’s young enough to be your daughter right?”
Damn, busted! I blush them look up
“yeah I know, it’s just been a minute since…well you know.”
“It’s ok I’m just busting your balls a bit darling I get it she’s hot. I’d love to have a body like that again.”
“We’ll from what I can see your body looks pretty nice, your husband or boyfriend is very lucky”
She blushes a bit, bites her bottom lip. “Aww well thank you darlin, but little secret I don’t have a husband or a boyfriend.”
“Im sorry I saw the ring I assumed you did, didn’t mean to offend. Your wife is very fortunate.”
“I’m not married silly to a man or a woman I have this on to keep guys from hitting on me, although it didn’t stop you. And for the record I’m bi. I’ll be back to check on ya in a bit.”
I eat my breakfast but my mind is not on the food in front of me, so much so I don’t even remember taking a single bite. Just then the cute little hostess shows up…
“Refill? I’m Jessica by the way, I see you in here all the time I thought it was time to introduce myself.”
“I’m Rodney, Jessica nice to finally be formally introduced.”
“Oh I know Tracey told me.” She says with a giggle. Bouncing off she seems to be shaking her ass just a little bit more than before. Nah it’s just my imagination.
I finish my breakfast and Tracey comes to my table.
“Can I get you anything else? Coffee, tea, or me?” She says with a giggle and a smile.
“I’ll take you and Jessica for dessert please, can I get that to go?” I chuckle as I say this, she blushes and says…
“ok that will be right up.” As she bounces away, I see her stop and whisper something to Jessica, oh shit I think, I’ve opened my big mouth now I’ll never be able to come back here again. I go up to pay the bill I can’t even look Jessica in the eye, she hands me the receipt I slide it in my pocket and hurry out the door, before I embarrass myself anymore. I get to my car pull the receipt out to record it in my phone and on the back is a note, “text me your address I get off at noon, I’ll bring by that dessert, xoxo Tracey.” I can’t believe my eyes, my jaw is in my lap, fuck it what do I have to lose I think, I text her my name and address and hurry home. I scramble to pick up and clean my apartment, is this really happening? She’s just fucking with me, they’re probably both back at the restaurant laughing at me, my phone dings it’s a kissy face emoji and a bathroom selfie of her and Jessica. I knew it they’re just fucking with me. Oh well I finish cleaning put some laundry in sit down on the couch and doze off. I’m woken by the doorbell, I jump up go to the door and holy shit there’s Tracey standing outside my door, I open the door and stand there in disbelief.
“you gonna invite me in darlin? I brought desert.” She reaches over and grabs Jessica by the wrist and pulls her in front of the door. Yeah of course come on in.”
I grab us all a beer, “ wait are you old enough to drink Jessica?”
She laughs and nods her head yes.
Source: reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/y68hno/breakfast_and_dessert_part_1