Colin and Tara are in Colin’s apartment, playing a video game. They are coworkers, and very, very close friends.
Tara: I’m enjoying this, don’t get me wrong, but how is it possible? Where’s what’s her name?
Colin: Her name’s Bonnie, and I know that you know that, I don’t know where she is, probably at home, she’s pissed at me.
Tara: (very sarcastic) Uh oh, what did you do?
Colin: (actually annoyed) I didn’t do anything, it’s her fucking fault, and she can stay pissed until she figures that out.
Tara: (now serious) Oh, sorry, you are actually upset. What happened?
Colin: Nothing, nevermind, it’s not important. I really don’t want to talk about it.
Tara: When someone doesn’t want to talk about something, they don’t say ‘I don’t want to talk about it,’ they just keep their fucking mouth shut. Now, (jokingly) what’d you do?
Colin: Fine, but as soon as you start laughing, I’m done.
Tara: (holding back laughter) What makes you think I’m going to laugh? Sorry, I promise, tell me?
Colin: Ok. (long, dramatic pause) So, we were having a soak session, and I almost came in her. I pulled out in time, but I still got it all over her dress.
Tara: (laughing loudly) Oh my god! I have so many questions! Most important of which is -What the fuck is a Soak Session?
Colin: (not actually upset, but pretending to be) Fuck you, you can be such a bitch sometimes.
Tara: (recovering from laughter) No, seriously, what does that mean?
Colin: You know she’s Mormon right?
Tara: Fucking ridiculous, I didn’t even know they could date, but yes, I’m aware.
Colin: (very serious) She’s not allowed to have sex, because of her faith, or whatever, so we do this thing called soaking. Basically, I just put it inside of her, and we stay completely still.
Tara: By ‘it’ you mean your dick?
Colin: Obviously.
Tara: She’s had your dick inside of her, and that doesn’t count as sex?
Colin: Apparently not. I haven’t read the bible, so I don’t know how it all works, but apparently in the vagina is fine, as long as there is no movement, but in the ass is always a sin.
Tara: That doesn’t seem right. I feel like there was a lot of butt fucking in Biblical times. Isn’t that where the word Sodomy comes from?
Colin: I think so. Speaking of which, did you have a butt plug in for part of your shift the other day?
Tara: Yeah. Mike asked me to, he gets off on it. Was it very noticable?
Colin: Yeah, well, I mean, yeah, it was noticed by many.
Tara: Yeah, I got a smaller one. (Tara stands up, and turns around) Can you tell now?
Colin: No. (Long pause) Why did you put that in to come over here?
Tara: I’m seeing Mike later, I have stretch my asshole out before, or he will absolutely destroy it.
Colin: (extreme sarcasm) Thanks. Thanks for telling me that.
Tara: (laughing) So, back to my questions. Like how did an atheist bartender end up soaking his dick in a Mormon? Like, how the fuck did you even meet her?
Colin: (grinning, slight chuckle) She just knocked on my door one day, wanting to talk about Jesus.
Tara: (laughing) And just like that, you dicked her down?
Colin: (laughing) No, she came back the next day.
Tara: (fake shock) You fucked this Mormon chick the day after you met her?
Colin: First of all, it’s soaking, not fucking, and secondly, yes.
Tara: (laughing loudly) What is the actual difference? I mean besides not moving, like, you’re still naked and kissing and stuff, right?
Colin: Oh, god no. We don’t kiss, it’s not allowed. And neither of us are naked.
Tara: This keeps getting weirder. You’ve never kissed her?
Colin: No.
Tara: And you’ve never seen her naked?
Colin: Nope.
Tara: But you’ve had your dick inside of her?
Colin: Yep.
Tara: Does she take her stupid bonnet off?
Colin: Different chick, that was my old girlfriend, Bonnie doesn’t wear a bonnet.
Tara: And the old girlfriend, remind me, she was a…?
Colin: Mennonite.
Tara: Did you have to soak your dick in her too?
Colin: No, she was a freak. She loved to fuck, a little too much.
Tara: Be honest, did she keep the bonnet on when you fucked her?
Colin: Yeah. Like I said, Freak.
Tara: Oh, was she the one with the cross tattoo on her pussy?
Colin: Not just a cross, I mean the most graphic and detailed crucifix that I have ever seen. (Colin shows Tara a picture of the tattoo on his phone)
Tara: Oh my god! You would basically be sucking on his toes when you went down on her.
Colin: Yeah, I had to close my eyes. She would have me pull out and jizz right on it.
Tara: Your relationships are so weird. Let’s get back to the dick warmin’ Mormon (both laugh). So, you’re both fully dressed?
Colin: Yep.
Tara: Panties on or off?
Colin: Off.
Tara: What position are you in?
Colin: I’m on my back, she’s on top.
Tara: But not riding your dick, just kind of sitting on it?
Colin: Correct.
Tara: And you can get off like that?
Colin: No, not at all. I usually can’t even stay hard.
Tara: What? Why not?
Colin: Because there’s no foreplay, no kissing, or touching, I mean, I’ve never even seen her vagina. I have to work up my own erection. And she’s not, like, completely dry, but she’s far from wet. It’s hard to get it in, and then there’s nothing to keep me ‘motivated’ so it just sort of falls out.
Tara: Falls out?
Colin: Fall isn’t the right word, it’s ejected.
Tara: (laughing) Ejected? What the fuck kind of pussy does she have?
Colin: (flustered) Not ejected. She’s just so tight that her vagina forces, or pushes my dick out of her. I’m usually only inside of her for like a minute tops.
Tara: Then how did you almost jizz inside of her?
Colin: That time was different, we both fell asleep, and I was still in her. My dick just got hard, like it always does when I fall asleep. But this time I got hard inside of her, and I was pretty deep. Is there a word for when you orgasm, and your vagina starts like tightening and loosening on its own, pulsating, or throbbing?
Tara: I’ve never had that happen to me from regular sex. I have to get both my holes involved for that, and even then it’s pretty rare. Her pussy just started quivering from you simply being inside of her?
Colin: Yeah, it was crazy. Suddenly I’m hard as fuck, her pussy’s going crazy, she tries to get off of me, and that movement, her pulling herself off my dick was all it took. My dick was just barely out of her when I came, shot it inside her dress. All the way up the front.
Tara: What did she do?
Colin: She was pissed, she started getting hysterical, mumbling under her breath, saying some Jesus shit. Then she stormed out here.
Tara: What about her dress?
Colin: She had to wear it, it’s not like she carries around an extra one. Big ass cum stain on her chest. You know what it looked like?
Tara: (genuinely curious) What?
Colin: Cum. It looked like cum.
Tara: (laughing) Only you, this shit doesn’t happen to anyone else.
Colin: I know.
There is a long, easy silence, both Colin and Tara are lost in there own thoughts.
Tara: I wanna try.
Colin: Try what?
Tara: Soaking.
Colin: Why? You can fuck, why would you settle for soaking?
Tara: I don’t know, it might be better than sex. You almost broke Bonnie’s pussy.
Colin: That’s different, she’s never had regular sex, she doesn’t know what to she’s missing out on. You do. You’d be bored.
Tara: No, I’ve decided, I’m going try.
Colin: Mike is going to laugh when you explain it to him. You think he will do it?
Tara: Fuck no, he wouldn’t do it. We would be halfway to pound town before I could even finish explaining it.
Colin: Exactly.
Tara: So, (long, dramatic pause) You’re going to do it.
Colin: (real, actual surprise) What?!
Tara: Yeah, Mike won’t do it, I refuse to talk to a Mormon, so that leaves you.
Colin: Nope, nope, fuck no.
Tara: Why not? Don’t be like this. You didn’t even consider it.
Colin: There’s nothing to consider.
Tara: Just think about it.
Colin: Are you fucking serious?
Tara: Yes!
Colin: This is absolutely fucking ridiculous. You would seriously consider us fucking?
Tara: First of all, it’s soaking, not fucking, and secondly, yes.
(They exchange a smile)
Colin: I cannot believe this. Now I’m considering it.
Tara: Yes! The last time Mike and I tried something new, we were going to have an orgy. All these guys were like, yeah, we’ll come, and brings our girls, and everybody can fuck everybody.
Colin: Yeah? What happened?
Tara: One couple showed up, and it was someone Mike knows. They guys ended up going for beers, and I hung out with his girlfriend. She did my nails, it was actually nice.
Colin: See. Why doesn’t regular shit ever happen to me?
Tara: Yeah, right, so, you ready to put your dick in me?(laughing)
Colin: I’m as ready as going to be.
(Tara pulls down her pants and panties at the same time, revealing a small patch of very well groomed pubic hair)
Colin: (staring at Tara’s pussy) That’s looks nice. How much time do spend on it to get it that…neat?
Tara: Just a few minutes a day, in shower. You think it’s pretty?
Colin: Yeah, it looks nice. I like it.
Tara: Thanks, That made me feel really good.
Colin: (pulling down his pants and boxers at the same time, partially erect) I think the bed would be too intimate. Let’s just do it right here on the floor, ok?
Tara: Yeah, that sounds…(seeing Colin’s dick) Jesus fucking fuck! Are you serious? Holy fuck!
Colin: What?
Tara: You’ve got a huge cock! Goddam Huge I say. Fucking massive. Fuck me, besides porn, that is the biggest one I have ever seen.
Colin: Really?
Tara: Fuck yes, really! You didn’t know?
Colin: I thought I was average, regular, I mean, really?
Tara: (Grabbing Colin’s dick) Christ, I can’t even fit my hand around it. (Tara drops to her knees in front of Colin’s fully erect penis) Hit me in the face with it! Not too hard though, ok?
Colin: What the fuck, no. You are so weird. Why do chicks always ask for that?
Tara: I’m not the first person to ask you to hit her in the face with Enormous Fucking Cock?
Colin: No. And I’m not doing it. And no, you can’t take a selfie with it.
Tara: (getting her phone out) What? Why the fuck not? Lay it across my face, you won’t even be in the picture. Just your huge dick!
Colin: No. Are we doing this or not?
Tara: Fine. Let me get a little wet first. (Tara wets two of her fingers in her mouth, then jams them into her vagina) Come here, I wanna get some saliva on that thing before I try to take it.
Colin: (nonchalantly inserts his dick into Tara’s open mouth) I can’t believe you talked me into this.
Tara: (removes Colin’s dick from her mouth) Yeah, let’s get started, I can’t fit enough of it in my mouth anyway.
Colin lays on his back, Tara mounts him, and very gingerly slides herself down on his dick. They both feel her plug pressing against his erection. They sit like this for several seconds.
Tara: This is it?
Colin: Yep. Told you you would be bored.
Tara: Yeah. It feels nice. You are very big, and I feel really full, which is great. But I want to move.
Colin: I thought that would happen with Bonnie. That soaking was just an excuse to get it in, then we would actually start having sex, you know, moving. But we just sit like this. Sometimes she lays down on me.
Tara: Yeah. And I can feel you getting soft too. I see what you mean now. (Tara begins to contract and relax the muscles in her vagina, kegel exercises on Colin’s dick)
Colin: Are you doing that?
Tara: Obviously.
Colin: Right. It was just like that, but rapid, and when she tensed up, it was super tight, like I didn’t think I would be able to get out.
Tara: (increases the speed and force, obviously straining to do so, she makes a wincing sound with every contraction) I don’t think I can go any faster.
Colin: Yeah. Maybe you should stop. I’m getting…I mean…I could cum from this.
Tara: You think? (unable to tense and relax any faster, she focuses on increasing the pressure, squeezing as hard as she can)
Colin: Tara…Tara…Tara…Fuck I’m going to cum! (Tara squeezes her pussy as tight as she can, and sits down on Colin’s dick with all her weight) Fuck….(Colin ejaculates, breathing heavily) You didn’t fucking hear me? I told you I was going cum. Why didn’t you get off?
Tara: (smiling from ear to ear) Oops.
Colin: (smiling, not angry at all) Fuck you, oops. You did that on purpose.
Tara: (about to agree with him, but interrupted by her phone’s message alert) That’s Mike. I got to go. See you tomorrow?
Colin: Yeah, sure.
Tara: Ok, we can try again?
Colin: Yeah, sure.
Source: reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/xq5p6p/soak_session_18mfsoaking