My dick is nothing extraordinary. It’s slightly above average length, quite girthy, but besides that, it just looks nice. It’s smooth, proportionate, has some nice veins popping out, with a big, meaty head resting on top of a thick shaft. I’m not a bad looking guy, myself. I’m tall, handsome, have a nice smile, and a sexy voice. I get almost as many compliments on my eyes as I do my dick. Girls like me anyway, so when they find out I’m packing, they almost lose their minds.
I first noticed a change when I was going through puberty, at about 12 years old. I woke up one morning and walked past the mirror naked, caught a glimpse, and had to stop for a second. What had previously been nothing more than, let’s say, a button down there, had now taken on the shape of a duffel bag (that’s the first thing I thought of, anyway) and was hanging down over my balls. This was back in the ’90s, so internet was fairly new. I hadn’t seen a lot of porno, and the stuff I did see was just naked girls, so I didn’t have much to compare it to. In any case, I was pleased with the development.
I got my first girlfriend at 14. She was a senior and I was a freshman. We skipped school one day, had breakfast at a diner, then went back to my house since my parents weren’t home. We sat on the couch and watched some TV for a while, then I played some guitar and sat back down next to her, then suddenly she grabbed my face and started making out with me. This was it. She took my hand and placed it on her tit, and we continued to grope and fondle for a few minutes while removing each other’s clothing. I was shirtless on the couch when she stood up, fully naked by this point, and told me to take my pants off. I pulled them down and my dick smacked against my stomach like a taut branch, then stood eagerly up in the air. She paused for a few seconds, with a slightly bewildered look on her face, and said ‘Hmm… Nice.’ I could tell she was impressed by it, but she had this attitude like she had seen it all before. She was the older one, after all. She put her hand around my cock and led me into a different room where she took my virginity. We would skip school all the time after that and fuck, but since she was a senior and had all her credits to graduate, and I didn’t, I’m the one that got in trouble with the school.
We dated for a few months after that, and she told her friends about me, that ‘for a virgin, he knew right where to go!’, and I was the only guy to ever bring her to orgasm. I was pretty proud of that. She would get soaking wet just from kissing. One day we were making out on the side of a gas station by her neighborhood, and she thought it was the funniest thing that I could not conceal my boner, you could see my whole dick print sticking out through my jeans.
A few years later, I was going to a different school, and there was this black girl I had a few classes with sitting at the smoke hole across the street with her friend. They were talking about how horny they were, and how they wanted to see some dick, and naturally the conversation turned towards me. I had already started to chub up a little bit from the conversation, and the girl from class said she wanted to see mine. I hesitated at first, looked around to make sure the coast was clear, then unzipped my pants and flopped my semi-hard cock out through my fly. They both sat there stunned for a few seconds, and the girl I knew from class was like ‘Now, that’s a penis!’ After that, every time we would pass by each other in the hallway, she would give me this seductive smile, and be like ‘Hey baby!’
My first real girlfriend out of high school stayed the night with me over at my roommates one night after a night of heavy drinking. I always get extra horny when I’m hungover, and I could tell she was feeling me from the night before. She came in the kitchen while I was making coffee or whatever, gave me a kiss, and told me I was cute. We watched a few movies with my other friend who was still there (and wouldn’t leave) and afterwards she said she wanted to take a shower. The light bulb went off in my head and I said I needed to take one too, and we left my friend there and went to the bathroom together. I could tell she was impressed with my dick as soon as I took my pants off. She kept looking at it and smiling, grabbing it, and rubbing her ass up against it in the shower. She said I put all the other guys she’d been with to shame, and said her previous boyfriend was only as big as her pinkie. Anyway, after the shower, my friend had already left, so we went in my bedroom and fucked. That was the first time a girl ever told me that I was ‘hung’.
That was in February, and we fucked like crazy all that summer. She would squirt huge amounts that soaked her entire side of the mattress and scream like a banshee. She would lactate when I squeezed her tits, and I made her bleed once while she was riding on top. Another time we were fucking missionary, and I tried to pull out and cum only on her pussy mound, but to our surprise, it flew all the way up to her neck, cheek, got in her hair, and glazed her whole mid-section. I slapped her in the face with it while we were in the shower (she would often sit in the shower for some reason), and she said it felt heavy, and then gave me a great blowjob. She’s the only girl who ever wanted me to give her a facial. If we were going out somewhere, she would take care of me before we left, her reasoning, so I wouldn’t be going out there ‘with a loaded gun’. She told her friends at work that my dick was 10 inches. I was flattered, but that’s not true. She was just really in love with me, so those are what are commonly referred to as ‘girl inches’. I let her go ahead and think that, though.
I’ve never been into anal, but she was feeling extra frisky one night, and spur of the moment decided she wanted me to stick it in her ass. We were fucking doggy style, so she took it out and stuck it in her butt. It didn’t go in easy. Once I got past the head and started rocking back and forth a little bit, she started moaning and making all these guttural noises. I got it almost all the way in and she got really loud. We were already loud, but she was way louder than usual, and at one point sputtered out, ‘Yyyy-you’re… mmm-making me mmmmm-mooooann… like ah… REE-TAARRDD!!!!’ I still get a chuckle out of that one to this day.
With my next girlfriend, I actually got a noise complaint at my apartment complex. My landlord caught us outside one day and told us that my neighbors were complaining that they could hear us ‘doing the do.’ That was kind of embarrassing. The next girl after that was one of my friends’ sisters who never gave me the time back when we were teenagers, but finally decided to give me a chance. Our first time together in bed, she grabbed my dick under the covers while we were making out and confessed that if she knew I was that big, she would have let me hit a long time ago. I actually got to fuck most of the girls I wanted to, at some point or another. I look back on that with pride. My body count is exquisite.
A few years later, I was working security at a night club, and I would give a ride to one of my coworkers who lived in the same neighborhood as me. I was having trouble getting laid at the time, and he managed to hook us up with a couple of black girls one night, I guess from the club we worked at. We went to their apartment, had some drinks, smoked some weed, and they started twerking on our laps in the living room while listening to Tupac. The girl I was with said she used to know Snoop Dogg before he was famous. We both went back to our respective rooms after the twerking session. I mounted her, stuck in just the tip, and she was like ‘Ooh, is you sure you’re white, or is you black?’ I recklessly came inside her, and she wanted me to stay afterwards. I dipped out, and actually left my friend stranded there. He was sort of pissed.
My sister had a hot redheaded friend she worked with who had this big juicy, ass. She was into guitar, and one day I was teaching her a few chords, and she kept making eyes at me. We fucked later that night and she gave me head, which she wouldn’t even do for her own husband. After fucking, we got into the shower to rinse off, and I was still semi-hard. As soon as she stepped in behind the curtain with me, her eyes got wide and went straight to my crotch. She stood there with her mouth agape, going ‘agh… agh…’ I stopped showering for a moment and looked at her and she was just like, ‘You have a really big dick…’ She was ready to leave her husband after a few more rounds, but I wasn’t having all of that.
I had a female boss that I had a major crush on, this tall, big-tittied Native girl. We would always play fight and flirt with each other. The sexual tension was high, but she was with this other guy and they had kids together, and I wasn’t about to get in the middle of that, but she was still hot though. One day she pulled me into the office while I was working, and was like, ‘So, what are we going to do about… this?’ and gestured towards my crotch. I hadn’t noticed, but the shorts I was wearing were not hiding my bulge all that well. I didn’t know what to say, I was not expecting this conversation, and eventually I was just like, ‘Well, what do you want me to do, cut it off?’ It was at that moment one of my male co-workers poked his head into the office, realized what we were talking about, got a sour look on his face, and stormed off. We agreed I had to wrap an apron around my waist for the rest of the day.
So, in this new age of camera phones, what’s been happening with a lot of my female coworkers is that, we’ll get nice and friendly at work, exchange phone numbers, and they end up ‘accidentally’ sending me a picture of their tits randomly late at night. They act all embarrassed, so I say, ‘Hey, if it’ll make you feel better, I’ll send you a picture of me’. As I said before, they already like me anyway, so they’re blown away by my dick size, and I usually get to fuck them.
At my last job, this hot stripper looking chick who always had eraser nipples poking through her shirt was showing me pictures on her phone during a smoke break. She was scrolling through them, showing me things that she had bought for her apartment, and stumbled across her nudes, as if she didn’t mean to. At first, she snatched the phone away, then hesitated, and was like ‘Whatever, I don’t care, I’m proud of these things’, and let me take a good long look. Afterwards, she was like ‘Oh, I shouldn’t have done that…’ and started getting all flustered and acting embarrassed. I told her, just so we would be even, I could show her what I had on my phone. She quickly said ‘ok!’, so I found a good dick pic and showed it to her. She let out this soft moan, and reached towards my screen, like she was trying to grab my actual cock inside the picture. She took the phone out of my hands and stared at it in breathless amazement for a few moments, then handed it back to me and was like, ‘You’d better put that thing away!’ We went back to work, and for the rest of our shift, she kept giving me the googly eyes and giggling every time she walked past me. Later that night, she came over and fucked me on my couch. Cheating on her boyfriend, I might add.
Having a decent dick size is great, but the only problem is you can’t really lead with that. It’s not a good icebreaker. I can’t just walk up to a girl and be like ‘Hey baby, guess what? I’ve got a nice, fat dick.’ Women don’t work like that. They have to know me first. Nine out of ten times when sending a dick pic has succeeded, it’s if the girl already knows me and likes me anyway, and I always ask permission first. But, you know I can’t complain.
Source: reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/x6ki2r/havent_had_any_complaints