My new house is in a weird community (Part 1)

The last few years have been good to me. I’m a single guy that graduated college not long ago and I’ve been working in SWE (tech) since then. I’ve been remote since Covid started and I’ve been making a generous salary. I’ve been frugal and saved up enough to look into buying my own place in a safe, clean area.

A few months ago I started the home search. I wasn’t very picky, but I knew where I wanted to live. I had to be within 20 minutes from the office if they ever call us back in, and I wanted to be in this specific area called Beacon Canyon (BC). Why? Not sure, but I just knew it was a safe and quiet area that’s still driving distance from night life, retail, etc.

I got pre-approved for a $750k loan, I found a random agent and I began to tour homes in the BC area. The market was slowing down with all that the fed was doing with interest rates, so there were plenty of homes on the market. I toured here and there, but nothing really caught my eye. Small garage, one less bathroom than what I wanted, small master bedroom. If I was going to buy myself a house as a future investment for a future family, I wanted it to be what I imagine myself living in in the long term. I wasn’t going to settle. Not in this market.

A few weeks went by and I still hadn’t put an offer in. I toured every weekend but still, there was nothing I felt convicted on. One Sunday afternoon, it was around 3pm so tours were wrapping up throughout the area, I was finishing up a tour on my own when I ran into another agent and her clients. Normally I would’ve just said hi, made some small talk, thrown in a few comments about the house. But this time I got a little distracted, by the agent.

She was super hot. Like, not like Selling Sunset “hot”, none of that fake LA, boob/lip job type of stuff, I mean like…mid-20s, amateur trying-to-make-it-model-from-the-Midwest-that-just-moved-to-LA-to-start-her-modeling-career type of hot. Beautiful, cute, but hot and definitely someone I’d fuck. I couldn’t keep my eyes off her. I walked around the living room and pretended to tour the space but my eyes kept going back to her. She had a cute ass, slim torso and well-sized tits. And her face was just gorgeous. Beautiful brown eyes that matched her brunette hair that had a touch blonde dye at the ends. Small face.

Anyways, I walked around the house a bit more, it was okay. As I was leaving the master bath, I turned the corner and ran right into the agent. I’m not a huge guy but the collision knocked her right over.

“Oh my god, I am so sorry, I wasn’t paying attention” I said to her as I helped her up.

“It’s totally okay! I wasn’t looking either” she responded with a chuckle.

As I pulled her up, a whiff of her perfume hit my nose and I almost fell over. It was angelic.

“So you’re an agent too?” I asked, an obviously stupid question.

“Yes, I am!” she responded. Her hand was still holding onto my arm as she finished gathering herself. She gave my arm a little squeeze and smiled seemingly to herself.

“So do you have an agent?” she asked as any agent would.

“Yeah I’ve been working with one for about a month now, no luck though” I replied.

“Well, I also do listings and we’ve got a nice new community that’s showing newly built homes, you’d be a perfect fit for it” she responded while sort of looking up and down my body.

I was a little confused at that point…I’d be a perfect fit? What does that even mean..that’s not how home buying works…Who cares, she’s still hot.

“Yeah, yeah I’d love to check it out some time. Is it in the BC area?” I asked.

“Yes, the community is called Beacon Hills. I know, very creative. But okay, I’ve got to go with my clients to the next home but look us up and come tour! Byee!” she exclaimed.

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That night I was sitting on my couch watching a random rerun when I remembered the agent I had met earlier.

“Beacon Hills…let’s check it out..” I said to myself.

I realized I didn’t even catch the agent’s name. But I was sure I could find it on the site. I ran a quick google search and sure enough, there it was: BEACON HILLS, A PRIVATE COMMUNITY FOR ALL OF YOURS AND LIFE’S PLEASURES.

I browsed through the pages, looked at all the different plans they had available. It all seemed very normal. I clicked on the “Our Team” page and saw their page of brokers and agents that were selling the future homes.

“Holy shit” I exclaimed with genuine shock.

They were all like the agent I met earlier. Looks-wise at least. Literally all model type, very beautiful women. Part of me was happy for them, a women run team with all women. Times have changed for the better, and representation and all that was great too.

I scrolled through the headshots until I found the agent..Ashley. Of course, that’s a very typical name for a hot chick. I clicked on her photo which brought me to a bio page. All very typical stuff. Then at the bottom, there was a gallery of photos. Now usually I would probably just overlook this part of the webpage but these photos weren’t just your typical professional headshots. They were a little more…revealing..and sultry.

Ashley was posing like a model, the first few in her professional attire. Then it starts to show her in more casual clothing and a few click down, in a bikini. Okay, she’s fucking hot, can’t forget about that. Her body looked so good in that little black bikini. I got so distracted I almost forgot how weird this was for a home builders marketing website. I guess they had an awesome marketing team..?

I stared a few more of her photos and then remembered that she was selling homes. So I clicked on the “Properties Listed by Ashley” link and started browsing through the listings. Model A, Model B…and so on. They all looked really nice. The photos included community amenities that showed the pools with a bunch of bikini-clad women tanning and playing in the water, guys playing tennis, pick up basketball at the courts, weightlifting at the gym, and even a sauna/spa area. There was even a photo of a pretty woman serving a cocktail by the pool. Interesting but whatever, I didn’t think much of it.

The townhouse I noticed was new construction, had top of the line appliances, and best of all, had an amazing layout. Attached two car garage, extra bedroom on the ground floor (good for parents visiting) and an open layout kitchen with a giant island. The master bedroom was huge and the ceilings were high. It was perfect, until I saw the price: $850k.

Fuck.

It was obviously outside of my price range but it was so perfect. Beacon Hills, this private, gates community within Beacon Canyon…the perfect home in the perfect location. Of course it had to go like this. I find an awesome place and it’s too expensive. I sat for a second and then told myself, fuck it, let’s see it anyways.

So I then clicked on the “Contact Us” page and it led me to a quick questionnaire. Nothing crazy, just basic personal details, loan details, which model I’m interested in, how I found out about the Hills, when I wanted to come in. I filled everything out and once I hit submit, a second window popped up.

WE’D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW YOU

The window described how they want “every potential resident to feel welcomed” and that they want their team to “know each prospect well before the first meeting” so they can provide “the most comfortable and pleasurable services” they can. Okay..?

‘Please fill out any social media accounts you’d be willing to share with our team and upload any photos of yourself so we can get to know you before your visit!’

I paused for a second. I’d never seen anything like this before. Why would they want my social media accounts and photos? Isn’t that against some housing laws or something? Well, I uploaded a couple selfies I had on my computer and provided them my ig account anyways. Fuck it, what’s the worst they could do right?

SEE YOU ON July 2, 2022 AT 11:00 AM. WE CAN’T WAIT FOR YOU TO COME!

Source: reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/wyjuj4/my_new_house_is_in_a_weird_community_part_1