Banana Man

The email read: “Hi, I saw your ad and have a request. Can I eat a banana out of your ass? I know it seems really kinky, but I’ve always wanted to do that. I like bananas that are still real firm and kind of green still. Would this be a problem? I understand if you say no.”

Sincerely,

Clark******

I replied with this: “Hey Clark! I would be happy to let you eat a big, firm, kinda green banana out of my ass. I’m free the week of Valentine’s Day. My usual fee is $xxxx and I meet you at a hotel in Dallas. I handle the cost of the accommodation, but you must treat my photographer and I to lunch at the restaurant in the hotel. Oh yeah, I pay for the banana too! Let me know if that week works for you.”

XOXOXO

Lyn Adams

Well, that week worked out fine for him. We agreed on February 13th and he sent me my payment. Jack (hubby) and I drove to Dallas that morning and checked into the hotel and got the room key. The day before had been my usual liquid diet (broth and Jell-O). That night, I had taken 2 deep enemas and when we got to the hotel, I took another little rectum rinse, lol! We had brought the produce with us and I picked out a fine specimen of a banana from the bunch. Jack peeled it as I got on the bed on my knees, lowered my chest to the bed, and pulled my ass cheeks apart, exposing the inside of my rectum as I relaxed my anal sphincter. Jack slowly fed my waiting, gaping asshole the banana. Once I had closed my butthole over the end of it, I said “all gone!”, and we both burst into laughter, lol! I had brought my black cuban heel backseamed thigh highs along with my silk 6 strap garter belt. I had a little black dress with black 6 inch platform heels to finish the outfit. I got dressed and down to the restaurant we went

“You must be Lyn and Jack?” Said a very astute looking fellow in his mid to late 30s in a blue long sleeved dress shirt with white collar and cuffs, paired with a pair of very well fitting Levi’s jeans and lace up casual suede mocs.

“Yes we are. You must be Clark.” I then approached him and hugged him like he was an old friend I’d not seen in many years. When I let him go, Jack held out his hand and Clark his, which I noticed was quite small for a man, then the two shook hands embracing their grasp in their free hands as if they were making a pact to ride into hell side by side! We then exchanged a few pleasantries and went to the maitre d podium to be seated. He sat us and introduced our waiter, Sean, a very cute young man in his early 20s with black hair and striking blue eyes, who took our wine order and left us with menus. I remember having the scallops and prawns, I think I did. Yeah, I did. Anyway, we sat and talked while waiting for our food to arrive

“You are so much more beautiful than the pic Lyn. I’m so nervous now!” Clark said.

“There’s no need for nervousness hun’,” I leaned in towards him and he leaned into me and I whispered and giggled “you’re not the one with a foot of banana sitting inside you about here (I placed his hand just above and to the left of my pubic mound) right now, hun'”.

Clark’s eyes got huge! He said in a low voice “really?”

I replied with a wink “really.” I scooted my chair closer to his and took his hand and placed it on my inner thigh. “Slide your hand up to my pussy” I said as I spread my legs, propping one heel up on the leg rail of my chair. He did and I could feel him ease my lips apart and slide his middle finger into my wetness. “Your banana has been soaking deep in my rectum for an hour now, getting my sweet, thick, sticky butt cum and juices all over it” he was slowly fingering me, now with an added index finger causing me to squirt a little, “Did you feel that” I asked, he whispered back that he did, “That’s the first course of your desert hun'” I whispered into his ear as I gently licked his earlobe.

“I can’t wait.” He said lowly. He then noticed that Jack was still here, lol! Jack looked at him with a grin,” that’s my Lyn, Clark. She was put on this earth to please men, but she married one a long time ago, and he just has to accept her for her.”

“You’re a very lucky man sir!” Clark said.

“I truly am, and you will be here in a bit!”

Our waiter returned with our entrees. We started eating and making casual conversation. Found out Clark was a code analyst for a large defense contractor. Basically a computer geek, lol! He had been married for 10 years to a sexless woman and had no kids. I told him he was way too handsome for that kind of thing. He blushed a little bit. After we finished our lunch, our waiter asked “Would any of y’all care for desert this afternoon?” Clark and Jack declined and I said “I believe this gentleman” (nodding at Clark) “has a banana souffle’ awaiting him upstairs. I feel that it is almost ready to be eat. With a giggle, Clark and Jack started walking towards the exit.

I felt Sean undressing me with his eyes. “Do you think I’m an attractive woman hun’?”

“Yes, yes I do, you’re gorgeous ma’am”

“What fruit do you like Sean?” I softly asked him.

“I love strawberries ma’am, they’re good by themselves or with bananas. I worked at a place that served them with a banana souffle’ he said.

“Everyman has a favorite fruit” I said and turned to walk out.

Arriving in our room, I turned the banter we’d been having in the elevator into sex talk.

“It’s about to happen Clark! Are you ready?”

“Oh, yes ma’am I am!”

Jack had gotten the camera set up and I walked over to Clark who was standing by the table in the room. “Unbutton my dress and let it fall hun'” he did just as I said. He stepped back a few steps to get a better overall look at me in my lingerie as I turned around in a slow circle for him. I sat on the table and told Clark to sit in the chair I had placed in front of me. He did as I asked him.

“Play with my nipples Clark” as he did, I could feel the warmth of an orgasm build deep in my pussy. “Suck them hun'” he did as asked. I leaned back and put my feet on the table, exposing my drooling pussy and the puddle of cum where it had been. I layed back on the table, pulled my legs up and told Clark to eat me. He did and I cum with every stroke of his tongue. Thick pussy juice was running out of me as I squirted into his mouth! After what seemed like 50 orgasms, I got up and told Clark to put a chair on the table with the back facing away from him and to help me up onto the table. He did and I sat in the chair backwards and he sat in his chair putting his face at ass level.

“Start licking my asshole hun'” as he did, I started pushing real hard with every orgasm I was having squirting each time! The banana had now been in me maybe 2 hours and I could feel that it was way up my ass. “Finger my asshole Clark! 2 fingers, you’ll feel when more will fit!” He started with 2 finger and then he slid in 4! Soon his whole hand up to his thumb was filling my rectum!

“Can you feel your banana yet hun'” I moaned.

“Not yet” he replied .

” I told it was soaking deep in my ass hun’, keep hand fucking my whores asshole, it’ll come down” I half spoke and whined.

My ass cum was running out and he was licking it up as it did! I could feel the banana start to come out of me and he pulled out his fingers and started eating it as it slid out of me! I was pushing and cumming hard, pissing all over his face! He was trying to eat the banana and drink my piss at the same time. After the banana had all come out, in two pieces, I started fisting my own ass.

“Get naked and lay on the bed hun'”

As he fought with his belt, I took over. I could feel his hard cock pressing against the denim. When I freed him from his jeans, underwear, and shirt he laid down, I got on my hands and knees beside him and started sucking his cock. “Fist my ass!” I yelled and he slid his whole hand into my rectum, filling me! I started cumming hard and squirting again! I was screaming in extasy, crying real tears of pleasurable pain! I moved so I could 69 with him. I told him to pull his fist out and pull my asshole apart. As he did, I prolapsed and he started sucking me! I screamed again from the pleasure I felt! As he sucked my butt cum from my prolapsing asshole, I could feel his cock throbbing! I took him in my throat to his balls as he drained his hot, huge wad down my throat! When he’d finished, I rolled over.

Laying on my side with my head propped up on my hand I asked “how was that?” He said better than he had ever thought or dreamed it could be. After a bit, we got up and he got dressed. I stayed in my lingerie. We talked a little bit more and he said he had to go. He asked if he could do this again and I told him anytime. As he was preparing to leave I said someone needs some goodbye kisses as I laid back on the bed and spread my legs. He came over and kneeled down and I spread my ass open and as his lips touched my puckered hole, I pushed out a big prolapse. He sucked it a bit then took most of my pussy in his mouth and sucked on it causing me to empty my bladder for him to drink. Then he stood up and I did too, grabbing him in a hug and tongue kissing him for a bit.

“See you next month?”  I asked.

“Very possibly” he replied. As he left.

I sat on a chair, still in my lingerie. I looked on the tv table and realized there was still bananas there.

” You ready to go, or you wanna stay a while?” I asked Jack.

” It’s up to you Lyn” he said.

I walked over, got another banana, peeled it, got on my knees and slid it in. After closing my anus over it I walked to the telephone and dialed a number.

“Yes, is Sean still on shift? He is? May I speak with him. Yes, Sean? This is Lyn Adams. Yes, the lady in the black dress and heels. When do you get off work hun’? Oh, you get an hour break in 10 minutes? Do y’all have any strawberries down there? You do? Great. Could you bring some up to me when you go on break, it’ll just take a minute.  Oh your a sweetheart, I’ll have to tip you good. Ok hun’, see you in a few, bye.

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