I put on some clothes and went to make some breakfast while the three girls laid in bed together. When I finished, I went back to the bedroom to get them. The three of them were under the covers. They were all snuggled together and clearly touching each other and kissing. When I came in they stopped and looked at me.
I said, “Breakfast is almost ready.”
Amy said, “Oh good” and hopped out of bed.
The three of them put some clothes on and came out to have breakfast. We sat on the couch and love seat eating and having coffee.
Amy said, “Jack, I didn’t know about this hot vampire girl.”
I said, “Okay, let’s stop calling her vampire girl, she has a name and she is not a vampire. I was just trying to describe her look.”
Amy said, “What’s her name?”
I said, “Josie,” closing my eyes a bit as I said it.
Sarah said, “Like Josie and the pussycats?”
I said, “knowing her parents that is likely the origin.”
Amy said, “I think that’s a cute name. What do you think, would she hang out with us? She sounds fucking hot.”
I said, “Are you being serious right now? My ex gf. You, my girlfriend want to know if my ex gf will come hang out and maybe have sex with you/us?”
Amy said, “it sounds like you guys broke up on good terms. We are fun to hang out with.”
I said, “I don’t know if she is interested in girls. And, I’m not sure if she would fit in with you guys.”
Sarah said, “What do you mean, we’re nice.”
I said, “You guys are kind of rich and fancy. That is not Josie.”
Mary said, “First of all, I’m not rich or fancy. I’m athletic and middle class. I couldn’t go to this school without scholarships.”
Sarah said, “Guilty as charged.”
Amy said, “Well I’m not that fancy.”
Sarah said, “How many houses do your parents own Amy?”
Amy looked down and said, “A bunch. Alright, I guess I’m kind of rich girl, but I’m not some asshole.”
I said, “You definitely are not. I just think it would be weird for her on many levels. Like normally girlfriends don’t go find their boyfriends exes and ask them for group sex. Also, how many houses do you have?”
Sarah said, “Well, I’ve been to four of Amy’s houses. There’s the primary in Connecticut. I went to the place in Aspen. That place on Nantucket. And the place in Florida.”
Amy said, “There might be a couple more. You guys are making me feel weird.”
Sarah said, “I’m sorry, I’m not trying to make you feel weird. Your family has always been nice to me. Hey, it is cold as fuck here, can we all go to Florida?”
Amy said, “Damn, that’s a good idea. I’ll check with my parents. I think no one is using it right now.”
Mary said, “I can’t afford a plane ticket.”
I said, “I have like $10.”
Amy said, “Don’t worry about that, I’ll take care of the flight.”
Sarah said, “Let me take care of the flight.”
Mary said, “Thanks, but I feel weird accepting all this.”
Amy said, “Don’t worry about it. It’s not my money. My parents like that I take my friends to their houses and they are happy to pay. When you meet them, just tell them what a good time you had and they will love it.”
Sarah said, “Oh man, it would be awesome to get out of this wet, cold weather. Don’t worry about the flight, my treat.”
Amy said, “It’s your birthday soon Jack. Maybe a birthday trip to Florida?”
I said, “I’m up for it.”
Amy said, “Soooo, what if I invited Josie?”
I said, “How exactly do you expect that to go down? You’re great Amy, and I mean this as a compliment, I love you, but you are weird.”
Amy said, “If you don’t ask, the answer is always no. I’ll call her, if you give me her number.”
I said, “What are you going to say?!”
Amy said, “I’m just gonna see if she wants to come to Florida for your birthday. And also ask her if she wants to get with some hot girls and you, Jack.”
Mary said, “You’re going to ask her that?”
Amy said, “Who cares, I’m talking to her through a phone. Worst case, she hangs up on me.”
I said, “See, I said you were weird. Most people would find that conversation awkward, a little uncomfortable.”
Amy shrugged.
I said, “I’m going to give you her parents number, I don’t have her number at her university. They will give you her number. I can’t be in the room while you talk to her, this is so painfully awkward. But, you can come out and tell me the new swear words she invented during your talk.”
Amy came out of Sarah’s room more than an hour later. Sarah, Mary, and I were eagerly waiting to hear what happened.
Amy said, “First of all, her mom, Jeanie, is the shit. We had a great talk. She remembered you fondly Jack. She wants you to bring me by for a visit if we go to your parents’ house. Dave, her dad, got on for a minute. Told me he had made some limoncello and we would have to do some shots when we come and check out his welding. He has a sculpture garden.”
The three of us had our mouths open in shock.
Amy said, “Jeanie gave me Josie’s number. Josie answered when I called. We’ve been laughing our asses off for the last hour. I think we’re besties now, sorry Sarah.”
I said, “What the fuck?”
Sarah and Mary were in silent shock.
Amy said, “she’s coming to Florida and she’s up for whatever. She said, she got hit on by a girl at a punk show and she came real close to doing it, but she was kind of young and nervous. She told me I’m fucking weird and she likes fucking weird.”
I said, “That sounds like her.”
Amy said, “Also, she likes the nickname hot vampire girl.”
I said, “You told her I called her that?”
Amy said, “We’re besties, I had to tell her? Duh. She said she was in a bad mood that night she met your because a friend of hers bailed on the party and she was stuck with that other blonde chick you mentioned. She said the night improved when she heard the music you were playing and then she decided to fuck you. Also, she wants to make sure you don’t feel weird Jack. She’s not trying to get you back or something.”
I said, “So, you’re telling me that my hot goth ex gf, is coming down to your parents villa, or whatever, in Florida for a sex romp with the four of us for my birthday?”
Amy nodded yes excitedly and said, “Happy birthday! Also, I think I’m more excited to see her than anyone. My mom says happy birthday Jack and we can have the house. She’s gonna send someone to get us at the airport and make sure there’s food at the house.”
I said, “you really are the best kind of weird, Amy.”
Mary said, “Um, I thought Josie sounded hot too.”
Sarah was nodding yes in the background. “My dad said we can have his Gulfstream for the trip.”
Amy said, “I’ll make sure Vampire girl gets down there in style too.
Source: reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/uvr4vd/my_gf_amy_invites_my_ex_gf_vampire_girl_to_my
I wonder if Ben will see them get on a plane together, or is sneaked in by Mary as her lover,