While helping you clean out your ex’s stuff…I find your sex tapes

After you and your ex broke up, you were very upset and angry. You told them never to come by your place again and planned to burn all their stuff.

In the end you decided you’d just be the bigger person and send everything back.

You asked me for help because you didn’t want to go through all those memories and emotions cleaning their stuff out.

“Sure thing” I said and started packing boxes while you had some wine.

Maybe you forgot what was in the closet, or maybe you didn’t even know how often they recorded. Optionally, you can catch me watching it then, or later (if I keep it), or we can find some other way of bringing it up.

I’m your friend, so I’m not really trying to blackmail you with it (unless you want that). More than anything I’m looking to tease you about it a bit, “damn Christine I didn’t know you liked to be (insert bedroom action)”

Source: reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/u8ewq0/while_helping_you_clean_out_your_exs_stuffi_find