An ex of mine was obsessed with squirting. Like literally would not shut the fuck up about it. I told him when we met that I was a squirted. What he did not understand was that he ain’t have make me squirt kinda dick. He was nice in size and shape but all he would do is try and fuck like he saw in a porno.. it was painful so I’d fake an orgasm to get him to hurry up and finish.
So one day he pissed me off . I drank a shit load of water ate asparagus and peed all over his face when he was eating me out and told him I squirted. For 2 weeks straight all he wanted to do was eat me out so he could see me squirt. I never did tell him I just peed on him a lot.
Source: reddit.com/r/sexystories/comments/ta05lc/his_obsession_with_squirting
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