Thank you all for participating in Choose Your Own Adventure Erotica! The most popular choice was:
**A.) Brunet’s pills in the champaign**
You can find the previous adventures here: [part 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/sxj26f/new_choose_your_own_adventure_hostage_situation/) [part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/sydck3/new_choose_your_own_adventure_erotica_hostage/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
“If there is one thing Facebook as told me about men his age, you know, boomers, they are horny as fuck.” The brunet says. “I walk over to him with my blouse undone, and two glasses of champaign. We crush up the pills in the bubbly. He will be so eager to fuck he’ll drink down his meds and won’t give it a second thought.”
“Great idea.” Corey says “Now we just need to figure out how to get you out of here.. I’m sorry I didn’t catch your name?”
“Samantha.” the brunet says.
“Beautiful name.” the teenage store clerk chimes in.
“Well Samantha.” The store manager butts in, salty they didn’t choose her blowjob idea “I hate to cut this introduction short, but I think I figured out a way to get you out of here. By state code, every room with an oven, and every room adjacent to an oven, must have a 24″ x 24″ vent. Since this storage room is next to the bakery, that vent should be big enough to for your skinny ass to slide through.”
“God willing…” Samantha sighs as the eyes the vent, dreading the task of squeezing through the tiny metal cube. Shaking off the negative vibes, Samantha quickly snaps into action, channeling her young professional type-A personality.
“Ok, Emma pass me my purse. Corey, grab a bottle of cooking oil. Old man, look in that drawer for a knife or something sharp. I’m going to strip down, butt ass naked. Corey you’re gonna grease my whole body, including my tits, ass and pussy. Then, I’m gonna shave my box to eliminate any and all resistance. It’s important that my pert, but hefty tits are entirely coated with oil if I’m going to slide into that vent.”
The team jumps into action. Emma grabs Samantha’s purse and tosses it to her. Samantha opens it and pulls out three jars.
“what are those?” Emma asks.
“Fart jars. From famous social media influencers.” Samantha replies, still very much focused on stripping.
“Fart jars?”
“Yeah, for the last few months I’ve been stealing money from my church and buying jars that internet celebrities have farted in. Here you have Nick Hexum from 311. This jar is from one of the Pod Save America guys. This last one is from Tic Tok sensation Cousin Crypto. I crack one open, take a sniff. Boom. I’m focused for the day. Really evens me out. Want to try?”
“Yeah, ok.” Emma sniffs the Nick Hexum fart jar. She is filled with a sense of focused calm.
*”Damn, this stuff really works.”* Emma thinks to herself.
Everyone returns with their respective items. Corey proceeds to grease down Samantha by playfully dousing her with oil like it was champagne during a Stanley Cup celebration. He is making a joke of it to mask the fact that he’s incredibly horny and shy. He proceeds to apply the oil smoothly and evenly across her body. He starts with the feet and works his was up to the thighs. The temperature gets a few degrees warmer as his hands approach her pussy.
“Don’t forget to oil my asshole, Corey.” Samantha orders.
This, in addition to the make-out session with Emma, has rendered Corey so fucking hard that even the slightest contact to his swollen, pulsating joint will result in him busting a rope in his pants. Desperate not to nut and embarrass himself, he looks over at the old man and imagines his old balls cooking on a Forman grill. This softens him enough to oil her incredibly firm ass and supple, tender breasts.
“Phew” Corey thinks “That was close”
“Ok, last step. Emma, I’m going to need you to shove the pill bottle up my ass. They are too valuable to the mission to risk discovery if I’m caught.” Samantha explains.
“Copy that.” Emma takes the standard size pill bottle and slides it easily into Samantha’s pre-oiled asshole.
“You just stuck it up my pussy.” Samantha says
“Sorry, its hard to see what I’m doing.” Emma removed the bottle from her pussy and slides it into her asshole. Samantha grunts with satisfaction.
“Ok team.” Samantha smiles. “Lets drugs this crazy motherfucker.”
With the help of the other hostages, Samantha easily slides into the vent, flopping out onto the bakery floor like a wet fish. Samantha pops up, and glides silently to the wine aisle. She grabs a bottle of Korbel champaign and two plastic cups. She shits out the pills and crushes three into each cup.
“Ok bitch.” Samantha says to herself. “Time to bag yourself a lunatic.”
Channeling the fiercest catwalk strut, Samantha seductively walks down the aisle towards the customer service kiosk where the shooter is holed up, letting the champaign bottle rap against the shelves like a prison guard’s baton on jail cell bars.
“Oh captor!?” She calls out “Where are you? I’ve suddenly come down with a case of Stockholm Syndrome.”
The gunman, taking a shit in a bucket, is thumbing through a old porno magazine that he brought from home titled “Oral Babes.” He looks up to see Samantha, naked, oiled down from head to toe, with a completely shaved box.
“Stop! Stop!” yells the gunman.
Samantha notices the oral sex porno magazine.
*”Do they even make those any more?”* She thinks to herself.
She sees the gunman is distressed, and notices he has removed the grenade vest and rifle, presumably to be more comfortable while he poops. He is in the middle of pinching out a fat loaf, unable to move lest he get doo doo on himself. He is stuck, and at the mercy of the beautiful brunet goddess Samantha.
**What should Samantha do?**
A.) Make a mad dash for the gun, hoping she can get to it before he finishes shitting
B.) Continue to seduce him with the drugged champaign
C.) Call an audible and use the managers blowjob-with-pill-up-the-ass method
D.) Go for the suicide vest and blow his bitch ass into space, but also risk killing herself
E.) Abort mission! Run back to the storage room
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Source: reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/t018nw/new_choose_your_own_adventure_erotica_hostage
This one was.. kinda weird. But I’ll go with b
Ok, after wiping the tears from my eyes from laughing 😂. I say since the gunman likes to look at oral sex porno mags Samantha calls an audible and goes for the blowjob scenario, no wait that nasty MFr just took a big steamy shit, too gross for our sweet sexy Samantha. Kill kill, stay on plan B, stay on plan B . Whew that was too close . 😆
Uhhhh. Okaaay? I guess C. …whatever.
Gotta go with C.
C? Or probably B?
C
Okay, this was hilarious. B. Stick with the plan, Smanatha!
Give me the D!
B
C