Dear Diary,
Today I decided to take my orgasm into my own hands and not rely on any real-time person to turn me on or instruct me. My favorite way to become aroused is to listen to audio porn. Visual porn is nice but there is just something about a voice in your ears, it penetrates the right spots. As I pulled up one of my favorites on Gone Wild Audio, just touching the link made me warm between my thighs. I was anticipating a long and sensual teasing session. My plan was to barely touch myself, working myself to the point of begging. Wishing I was over my partner’s knees, fingers skillfully fucking me, mixed with stingy spanks on my cute bum. I wanted to be in such a frenzy, as if he took those fingers away and I was left panting and whining to have more. More please. Pretty please Sir?
With the door shut and locked, my pink panties around my ankles, on my back, vibrator in hand, I take a deep breath, and hit play. WTF!!?? Nooooo! I need this now! Soundgasm was down. The play button didn’t load anything.
This was a predicament. I am one who struggles with regular porn. Most porn I don’t care for, I have no “go to” cum videos. No plan B. I love voices. GWA is it for me. So, when a girl is expecting sexcapades via vibrator and the internet decides to vibe block her cummies, she gets a little flustered. Picture a Brat holding a teddy with her bottom lip sticking out. I finally decided to go onto Pornhub. A site I visited a few years ago and ended up getting a malware virus. But horny times make us do all sorts of things.
Clicking on the Pornhub link I find myself in a place that reminds me of a dirty arcade. Cartoon cocks jumping out at me from the screen. Sexy women using sultry voices luring me in to play cum games. My head is spinning from all the categories to choose from. Lesbians, BBC, MILF…I don’t know which way to go! Can’t someone just choose for me?
Suddenly, I feel my body slipping down a slide, down a black hole, and landing in a cockpit. The seat is heated leather, warming my entire body. It’s a spaceship with multi-colored lights blinking and beeping, joysticks on the dash with words “touch me” & “stroke me”. I am getting a major horny Alice in Wonderland vibe and I am figuring out that I am Alice. Short blue dress and all. Up from between my legs my co-captain arises wearing a Hat just like the Mad Hatter. He looks just like Johnny Depp minus the Hatter make-up. His hands slowly graze up my thighs. My mind is swirling, I’m confused. I begin to feel that bliss of oral splendor from my overly friendly co-captain. My eyes roll back, my hips buck, and I press his head so hard into my lips, cumming all over his tongue.
I open my eyes and realize I need more. I need to navigate this ship and explore more of what Pornhub has to offer. My talented Mad Hatter has a seat next to me, glistening face and all. His hat tilted to the side. He did look a little silly sitting there like a glazed donut. We both then starred out through the front of the ship. I saw stars and crab nebulas through the glass. Swirls of orange and green mixed with square patch pixels. Like old time movies held in space. I grabbed a joystick and really tugged it firmly. That’s right! It was my fucking playtime. I wanted to see more.
The ship darts out, zooming past videos of threesomes, and blowjobs, and fuckdolls. There are videos everywhere just hovering in the still deep space. I came across one that intrigued me. My co-captain hit the big red button and that placed us right in front of my choice. As though we had 3-D glasses on, and I could reach out and touch the Porn star’s cock if I wanted to. My co-captain was very thoughtful and began to rub my clit as we watched.
The acting was terrible, but I wore a smile on my face the entire time. The main female character was a cleaning lady who really didn’t know how to clean. The male that hired her decided to lay in bed and stroke his cock for 5 minutes while she cleaned. Then he proceeded to ram his dick between her butt cheeks then fucks her hard on the couch. Poor storyline. Not really even feasible. But it didn’t matter. I came all over my Hatter’s fingers in 2 minutes. Bad porn, amazing and mind-blowing orgasm.
I learned a valuable lesson today. Pornhub is intimidating at first. All those flashing lights, categories, and cartoon videos can be overwhelming. Just get in there and slam that finger down like you own the place. Don’t forget to grab that joystick with vigor. I promise, you will enjoy the ride. I know I did.
-Miss Plume
Source: reddit.com/r/sexystories/comments/sgaoz7/f4m_dear_diary_the_day_miss_plume_visited_pornhub