Sakura talked Sasuke into going to a concert of the new musical sensation Nimble who was the most celebrated woman on the Internet. After waiting in a long queue full of neckbeards wearing fur suits, the pair managed to push their way to the front row in the sea of fur that unfolded before them.
“This is disgusting.” complained Sasuke. “I can’t believe you made me do this. Look at all these neckbeards. I bet most of them are reddit moderators.”
“Hey, this is the time of our lives.” replied Sakura. “Most people would have sold their mothers to get in here.”
“Most people? You mean most neckbeards. Look at these human cows, just disgusting.”
“Hey, stop. You’re ruining our magical moment.”
“I am going to throw up.”
“Shh, it’s about to start.”
The light on the concert stage turned off allowing a blond bimbo to walk into the center of it almost unnoticed. Before the music began, a single projector light shone on her, which made several neckbeards cum inside their fur suits, and then the music began.
“The light that shone on me revealed my true destiny.” she sang. “The blur caused by the dust in the air made my eyes teary.”
“What the hell are these cringy ass lyrics?” asked Sasuke.
“Disgusting soap scum all over the tub walls and the faucet. There’s even crusty layers of dust and soap everywhere!”
“What the fuck? This is suspiciously specific.”
“This black-haired lazy piece of shit won’t clean his dusty apartment! Summon the Fleshlights!”
Disturbingly, the blond-haired witch summoned a Fleshlight before each of the members in the audience, and forcefully shoved the men’s penises into the furry Fleshlights she summoned. Then three light projectors shone on her revealing the true form of the blond bimbo. To Sasuke’s horror, it was gender-swapped Naruto.
“Hey, Sakura, you bitch!” yelled Sasuke. “You set me up!”
“Sorry, I was in debt!” she replied while shrugging her shoulders up and eating the floating furry pussy before her.
Suddenly, Sasuke rose up from his bed in terror as he awoke from his dream. He was greeted by a horny Sakura furiously pumping his erect penis with her moist vagina. Was it just a dream? As he breathed a sigh of relief, he looked to his right hand and to his horror he found a furry Fleshlight stuck on it, which prompted a scream that roused his neighbors from their sleep. The end.