The world is fragmented into highways and onsens spread through latticed spaces in three dimensions and snitched together inside a higher dimension. In this dumb world worlbuilt in 5 minutes, the basic magic system is called the drift. The drift allows you to go anywhere in the world without slipping into the dark void of hyperspace, which is a time-loop that allows this retarded universe to exist and not collapse onto itself. The roads are paved with attractive naked women and they keep squirting pussy juice. The men are called the drifters, because they drift onto these roads paved with women. They keep rolling their stretched out bodies like a pervert who tries to find any excuse to roll onto a group of naked women without going to prison. The men have developed a body manipulation technique called penile sculpting, which consist of cutting in grooves onto the penile skin to allow water to be expelled from beneath the dick and prevent hydroplaning allowing for better traction while drifting.
“Hey, why are you always the one at the front?” asked Shikamaru.
“Because I won’t drift unless the road is fresh, you idiot!” replied Sasuke. “This is a newly paved road. Look at these fresh Sakuras, they’re all innocent and sweet like I like them!”
“Fuck you, fuck you!”
“No, fuck you!”
Sasuke expertly drifted left and right in order to lick and fuck all of the Sakuras before they were used up by another drifter.
“Hey, you bastard, could you leave me the left ones?” yelled Shikamaru. “They’re the same fucking person for fuck sake! The road is large enough for both of us to enjoy them fresh.”
“You don’t understand.” replied Sasuke. “I need to put my seeds everywhere, it’s my destiny!”
“You fucking cringe manlet, go fuck yourself.”
“This whole world is cringe, get used to it.”
Suddenly, the two manlets heard a sonic boom behind them, which surprised them both. When they looked behind for a moment as they kept rolling on these fresh Sakuras, they saw Naruto tailing them with his huge penis.
“Oh, fuck, no! It’s Naruto! It’s fucking Naruto!” yelled Sasuke.
“You’re right, but that’s not my problem, pal.” replied Shikamaru.
“You bastard!”
“Goodbye.”
Shikamaru allowed Naruto to benefit from the slipstream he was generating and let him overtake him.
“Hey, Sasuke, if you let me fuck your ass you will enjoy better traction and you will be able to fuck these Sakuras in the ass by drifting underneath.” said Naruto. “Think of the possibilities!”
“No, go fuck yourself and leave me alone!” replied Sasuke.
“I want us to become the best drifters the world has ever seen.”
“No, fuck yourself, you pervert!”
Sasuke expertly drifted on the edge of the road in order to prevent Naruto from benefiting from the slipstream he was generating. His rubbery dick and his technique allowed him to be extremely fast and had one of the fastest pace in the whole universe. However, his rubbery dick was losing traction as he lost a lot of rubber from all the high-speed fucking while Naruto’s dick was still fresh. Alarmed, Sasuke bent his dick so that the fresher part of the dick would be used instead.
“Wow, what technique!” praised Naruto. “Unfortunately, I developed an even better technique.”
“What!? You’re bluffing.” replied Sasuke. “There’s no way for a pervert to surpass me!”
“Oh, but you’re wrong. Let me show you.”
Naruto curled up into a ball and sucked his own penis in order to gain better traction while maintaining his speed. He was inspired by the latest Sonic The Hedgehog movie after he saw Sonic suck his own penis while rolling at high speed. This allowed Naruto to gain a pace advantage over Sasuke. As he was about to fuck Sasuke’s ass. Sasuke drove off the road and ended himself. The end.