There are countless worlds. Each world is used as a plaything by Gods who do all sorts of things and use it as a sandbox. However, some Gods are worse than others and the worst among them is Naruto. Naruto, the perverted God, used the world of Ashan as a sandbox to enact his disgusting sexual fantasies. The world of Ashan used to have a lush flora, but the perverted God changed the fundamental laws of the world in an awkward manner by changing their orders. The fundamental laws impact each other in different ways depending on how they are ordered and by ordering them in the way the degenerate God did the laws of the world now revolved around the male genitalia.
“Dear brethren, I am sorry to inform you that 10 of our sacred trees were fucked by a pervert yesterday.” announced Sasuke in front of the townspeople of Chinchin.
“How is this possible?” asked a man. “We did everything in our power to ensure that all of us did the rounds during the allotted times.”
“But did you lift your testicles while inspecting the trees? This shouldn’t be overlooked, because without lifting your testicles the shadows in the interstices of your natural penile blind spot become larger and overlap your penile field of vision thus allowing a pervert to hop from one interstice to another by jumping and directing his penis towards the ground. This would, in fact, allow a degenerate to fuck a few sacred trees without being detected.”
“But each men smeared cum onto their ass cheeks and then stuck their asses together to get rid of any blind spot.”
“This can mean only one thing. That the perverted asshat had a flaccid dick the whole time.”
The townspeople gasped in disbelief as they heard Sasuke’s claim. The lush flora that used to comprise of thousands of edible plants was reduced to only one. The sacred trees produced a sweet syrup that became the only edible thing in the world, but the sacred trees had the best pussies the world could provide thus forcing the people of this world to enact the Monopoly system where people would continuously circle around the trees as long as they were alive in order to prevent a pervert from sliding a dick into one of the trees and inserting cum into their food supply.
“But how is this possible?” asked a man. “One cannot fuck a vagina without an erection.”
“The pervert used the blasphemous rub and tug spell.”
“Rub and tug? What’s that?”
“Let me explain. Basically, the pervert used the penile coordinate system. The penis coordinate system is a coordinate system for three-dimensional space where the position of a point is specified by three numbers: the penile length, the polar angle and the azimuthal angle. The perverted asshole basically made his dick flaccid so he could point his dick towards his asshole and then yelled the phrase: erotic massage, erotic massage now. And this allowed him to teleport himself into a pocket dimension that is essentially a massage parlor, received an erotic massage and just when he was about to cum, he inserted his penis into one of the sacred trees and ejaculated into them all at once using the multishot spell.”
“Why didn’t he ejaculate in the massage parlor?”
“Because he’s a fucking pervert!”
“Wait, it could have been one of the townspeople.” said Sakura.
“No, that’s not possible! Because the movement of the people of this world are determined by the navmeshes. Because the navmeshes don’t allow a person of this world to stand right before the vaginas of the sacred trees and because I know the penile length of every single man in this town, the only person who could have done that must have been an avatar of a God. That God is the one who shall not be named.”
“Who?”
“You, you little excrement!”
Sasuke lifted Sakura’s skirt revealing that Sakura was an hermaphrodite, which triggered hostility from all the townspeople, but because she stood at an area where the navmeshes couldn’t reach her. The townspeople could only circle around her very slowly while trying to hit her with their shovels.
“I knew something was odd when your skin texture went from 4K to 8K and your skin was constantly wet. I then started sniffing your panties while you were away and I could recognize the disgusting smell of semen.”
“Ha, you thought I didn’t know that you knew, but I knew that you knew, Sasuke!”
“What?”
Naruto shot a green orb at Sasuke, which instantly removed his clothes and made Sasuke rub his penis like a vagina.
“Oh, fuck, I screwed up.” said Naruto.
“Wait, what the fuck did you do, you disgusting animal!?” asked Sasuke. “What the fuck are you about to do?”
“You know very well what I am going to do.”
Naruto shot a green orb at himself and Sasuke, which made them adopt a doggystyle sex position, and thus they had doggystyle sex in the middle of the hostile townspeople for all eternity. The end.
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticstories/comments/rpew6v/doggystyle