One For The Team

11 at night and I get a text from a number I don’t recognize that just says “hey I’m [ex-virgin airman who had just gotten deployed]’s friend”

I am a calm person but when I’m 1/2 awake I assume the worst

me: “Is he ok???”

“yeah why wouldn’t he be?”

so I’m like really confused now

I write back “so why do you have my number?”

“Well so he and I have something in common…or we used to…”

Lightbulb goes off….I at this point am awake

me: “so….you want to go from battle buddies to eskimo brothers?”

“Mmmm…yes?”

*I never did ask if they compared notes*

Source: reddit.com/r/sexystories/comments/r8hyyb/one_for_the_team