“It all started when I matched a “28” year old on Tinder. In her bio, it said she was indeed not 28, but 51. My jimmies rustled outside of me when I realized how cool it would be to shag a woman older than my mother and father! The idea of car-ramrodding her sweet aged birth cannon seemed like the perfect checkmark on my “Fuck-It list”.
Just picture it: I’m sitting in a vineyard in Italy, tasting rare and exotic flavors of pussy like a beaver sommelier, when all of a sudden I am presented with a vintage snatch I’ve only ever read about. I swirl it around to see the legs: “yep, that’s the 1965 promiscuous granny cooter.” as I take an exaggerated sip. *Ahh those tannins*”
**Comedic Erotica**
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