Short Taco Bell drive-through adventure! [F] [exh] [mast]

Here’s a relatively short story (compared to what I normally post) that I wanted to share! I hope you enjoy as much as I did.

One day a while back before I was in a committed relationship, I was feeling particularly high, horny, and had some massive fucking munchies. It was probably 1am when this happened. I was already in bed, totally naked and not feeling like getting dressed to go out. Naturally, being a horny little fuck, I reached over to my nightstand and grabbed my dildo and started going at it, blasting my pussy with the textured rubber cock with vigor.

I was maybe halfway through doing the deed when the craving for food outweighed the lustful fire that my pussy was bestowing upon me. I stopped dead in my tracks, dildo still inserted and gripping strong onto my at-the-time very hairy pussy. I sat up in bed on the dildo and began grinding on it with it inserted as I flipped through fast food options on my phone.

Before you could say “munchies,” I had settled for taco bell. They were the closest, the openest, and the fastest way to fill that desire to fucking stuff my mouth with shit. It was decided.

I still didn’t want to get dressed, however. I continued grinding on my dildo as I scanned the room for a quick outfit to throw on, and the only thing that really stuck out to me was a zip-up hoodie (the very same one that I wore to the water park the other day, which is what reminded me of this story). *Fuck it,* I said to myself. I got up, momentarily forgetting that there was a dildo stuck in my pussy, the silicone chode slapping against the floor as it fell from my lady bits. I grabbed the sweatshirt and slipped it on, then looked down at the dildo. *You thinking what I’m thinking?*

*Fuck yeah I am,* I internally replied, surely going insane living alone in a house in the middle of the woods as I was.

Leaving the hoodie unzipped, I tip-tapped my bare feet on the cold hardwood floor back to the dildo, picking it up and wiping it down with a towel and then wiping the wet spot on the floor. Dropping the towel, I went into my cargo pants and grabbed my wallet and keys, and rushed downstairs and out the door to my Jeep, hopping onto the leather driver’s seat and quickly slipping the dildo into my pussy. I may as well have been completely naked, my tits practically all out, nipples barely covered by the open hoodie. I inserted and turned the key, the ol’ reliable inline-six roaring to life, before exploding down the driveway, my light bar illuminating the dark dirt path to the road.

Making it to Taco Bell, my leather seat was getting wetter and wetter as I writhed around on top of the dildo. I pulled around into the drive-through and didn’t notice the speed bumps until I hit them. The stiff stock suspension of the Jeep jolted the dildo deeper into me with each of the two bumps, shaking the sweatshirt right off of my breasts.

I pulled up to the speaker without bothering to fix my sweatshirt and ordered whatever, and pulled around to the window, the sight of an actual person only now making me somewhat self-conscious. I pulled the sweatshirt over my boobs again, still getting a thrill out of the nakedness of not zipping it up along with being pantsless and barefoot. My thick pubic hair was clear as day as the cashier lady asked for my money, and when I reached over to grab my wallet off of the passenger seat, my tits fell entirely out again, clear as day. I decided to stop giving a shit and just handed her the cash as she spoke into her headset, not really looking over at me. When she handed me my change, she very clearly hesitated and stared down at my tits for a moment, then glancing down further at my clearly naked pussy. I looked down at myself and then back up to her, and I just started giggling uncontrollably, the weed really doing a number on my mental capacity at that point. The middle-aged dark-skinned lady laughed out loud as she handed me my change, and I still remember her remark: “Girl, I ain’t even gonna fuckin’ blame you right now, god damn yo food gonna be right out ASAP for ya honey!”

A few moments later, she had stepped away form the window and a teenage boy with a total pizza face stepped up to the window with a couple of bags of food. He handed them out the window to me and paused as he noticed my tits hanging out of my sweatshirt. He blinked in disbelief and shook his head as of to clear his thoughts as he turned away, saying indirectly to me, “you got the Baja Blast freeze right?” His face became completely red with embarrassment.

“Yup,” I replied and bit my lip, holding back more giggles. He reached back out with the cold condensating cup, which I promptly held against my right nipple as I drove off, bursting out in laughter yet again. I sped back home, braking hard once for a deer and totally tensing up around the dildo, beginning to bounce up and down on it for the remainder of the trip.

Going back up the driveway and parking next to my project car, I stayed in my seat for a few minutes, grinding on the dildo yet again. Leaving my food in the car, I hopped out onto the dirt driveway, my bare feet landing silently. I held the dildo inside me as I did so, quickly speedwalking to my front porch and sitting my naked ass down onto the top step and removing my sweatshirt. From there, I laid back onto the sweatshirt and fucked my brains out with the dildo, my moans of pleasure echoing into the woods around me as I convulsed with each orgasmic thrust, cumming in under a minute.

I came for a solid few seconds before pulling the dildo out, licking it clean, and tossing it beside me. I started laughing again at the thought of everything I had just done, the thrill still not having worn off yet. Laughter turned to desperation as I suddenly got the urge to piss, and so, already laying with my ass hanging off of the top step of the porch, I just let ‘er rip down the three steps of my porch and pissed until I was drained.

After having laid for a few long moments, piss and pussy juice dripping down my asscrack onto the porch, my body a smelly, sweaty mess, I stood up and grabbed my sweatshirt and dildo and brought them inside, tossing them on my dining table. I went back outside, still naked, and grabbed my food from the jeep, putting on YouTube on my living room TV and stuffing my face with burrito and Baja Blast slushy until I fell asleep there.

Not my most classy night, but hey, we all need some sloppy fun sometimes. Can’t always be red p-coats and heels in museums, hehe!

By the way, yes, I did detail my Jeep shortly after that. I always wash and condition the leather seats when I do, so rest assured that I didn’t just leave pissy juice all over the seat. I keep it clean, at the very least. 😘👌

Source: reddit.com/r/sexystories/comments/pk26nh/short_taco_bell_drivethrough_adventure_f_exh_mast