There were several cubes stacked into one larger cube. In the middle of those cubes was Sasuke. Every day, Sasuke would hear the people from the neighboring cubes have extremely loud sex in the darkness of his room. They would have sex every day all day long to the point it would make him subject to bouts of insanity. It was only one day when he figured he could scream the names of the people of the other side to make them die of embarrassment. Only then would he get some reprieve from the constant moaning, he thought.
“Diana, oh, yes Diana, I am about to come!” screamed Sasuke with a hint of embarrassment in his shaky voice. “Oh, yes, that’s it!”
“Sasuke!? Is that you?” replied one of the voices.
The voice was feminine, extremely so, which made him wonder who it might be. The sex moans stopped suddenly. Something Sasuke didn’t expect at all, not even in his wildest imagination. Not knowing what to say, Sasuke remained silent and hoped the person on the other side would forget about what just happened, but unfortunately the person on the other side wouldn’t let him off the hook.
“Sasuke, please, respond.” begged the voice. “I know it’s you.”
“No, it’s not me.” replied Sasuke. “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
“Wait, let me come to you.” said the voice.
In the following hours, he would keep hearing someone gargling water around him every minute or so. Disturbed by the strange noises, Sasuke would keep tapping the wall with his frail hand looking for the light switch. He tapped and tapped some more until his hand managed to find it, and then he turned the light on. What he then saw was a truly horrifying sight. He saw a gender-swapped Naruto constantly flying through walls in a water filled cylinder from various angles while constantly masturbating.
“What the fuck!?” yelled Sasuke.
“Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle!” gargled gender-swapped Naruto.
In order to preserve his sanity, Sasuke turned off the light and sat himself in the corner of the room. It was then he started hearing a disembodied voice whispering to him.
“There’s a flashlight right beside you.” said the disembodied voice. “Take it and then look at the hieroglyphs on the other side of the room.”
Sasuke took the flashlight and went to the other side of the room to take a look at the hieroglyphs. The hieroglyphs seemed to tell the life story of Naruto and how he became a woman. Sasuke immediately turned off the flashlight and knocked himself unconscious. It was then his mind synched with the panpsychic dimension and communicated directly with the disembodied voice from before.
“The history of the royal family of Hyrule is also the history of the calamity of gender-swapped Naruto.” informed the disembodied voice. “A primal evil that has endured over the ages.”
“How do you get rid of this primal evil?” asked Sasuke.
“Before I tell you, I must tell you how you ended up in this dire predicament.” said the disembodied voice. “Once upon a time, you got drunk, passed out and when you woke up you caught a gender-swapped Naruto blowing your dick off. Because of that, countless Sasukes from different timelines bent the bidimensional temporal plane onto a torus so that time never progresses further, but only in a local pocket of our universe allowing you to stay away from gender-swapped Naruto for all eternity. However, gender-swapped Naruto’s acquired thirst for your cock was so great it warped the reality around her and allowed her to freely move around the bidimensional temporal plane to find you, but when gender-swapped Narutos from different timelines found an illusion of your hung corpse, they started amalgamating around the illusion and started having sex.”
“What the fuck? Do you expect me to believe this?”
“Yes, because the author is too lazy and couldn’t come up with a better plot.”
“Ok, then.”
“The only way to destroy the gender-swapped Narutos is to have sex with them until they pass out and die.”
“Please, anything but this.”
“There’s dust, a lot of dust in his apartment.”
“Ok, then.”
Sasuke smashed the faces of the gender-swapped Narutos as soon as they flew into his room effectively sending them out of the watery cylinders, and started fucking them simultaneously. Fucking them doggystyle, and then tossing them aside as they kept coming for more and kept humping him from all sides. After several hours of constant orgasms, several gender-swapped Narutos passed out unable to move. As Sasuke was to hammer the final nail into the coffin, the last gender-swapped Naruto cast the shadow clone jutsu and performed CPR on her fallen brethren. When Sasuke desperately tried to prevent this, Naruto knocked Sasuke unconscious and warped the torus so that the time loop would become even tighter and doomed Sasuke into an endless life of sex slavery. The end.
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