The quinquennial committee meeting of the Flat Earth Society had begun. Chairing the meeting was Joe Rogan whose head had become shinier than a polished table polished with a mixture of turpentine and lemon oil. The room was round, round like Joe Rogan’s bald head, bald like a bald eagle, but actually bald. Overlooking the whole round room was a giant crooked penis, crooked like Joe Rogan’s brows when he argues that a transgender woman is not a woman and should not beat the shit out of real woman in a mixed martial art match. The giant crooked penis emitted an ominous sound as the centrifugal force allowing the earth to remain flat threatened to fling cum at all of these highly intelligent noblemen. As the ominous sound receded, Sasuke kicked off the meeting with a stupid comment.
“I believe all women.” said Sasuke. “One crazy old hag told me the earth was flat. This is why I became a flat-earther.”
“Only crazy people believe that all women are as good a fighter as a man.” replied Joe Rogan. “Only a son of a bitch would claim otherwise.”
“For fuck sake, we’re supposed to talk about the curvature of the earth or the lack thereof!” replied Sasuke.
“But the left doesn’t believe in a flat earth. If they believed in a flat earth, they would flock to Canada to be at the center of the earth along with the penguins.”
A sudden silence filled the room, and the confusion only made Sasuke’s dick stiffer. It was only because of the helical trajectory of the solar system and all of its planets that Sasuke was able to hold onto his sperm which wanted to burst out of his penis like lava in an erupting volcano. The y-axis centrifugal force prevented the cum from flowing out.
“Allowing all women to talk their minds freely. That’s scary shit. Imagine women zoning out, because we don’t tell them to shut up, and make us sandwiches.”
Sasuke’s confusion grew even larger. The flat-earthers confused why there was a giant penis in the middle of the room just stared at it in the dark with a confused look on their faces.
“Working for a woman boss who wants to fuck you when the earth is obviously flat is like doing a karate chop against a fat guy in a Chinese restaurant.”
Sasuke could no longer hold it in. A torrent gushed out of his fully erect and confused penis, which sent the earth flying into another dimension. The enormous dick in the middle of the room was so scared that it launched into the air like a space rocket as Sasuke’s dick pushed Australia out of the flat surface of the earth and into the nothingness of the void as the time-warping fairies stopped sucking the aircraft pilots to make them believe that they were traveling along the shortest routes, horrified by the spinning planet whose helical trajectory became even more chaotic and crazy. The end.