There were three divine beings trapped in a vortex in the middle of which there was peace. That little space amidst the chaos was shaped like a triangular pyramid. These divine beings occupied each of the corners. And in the middle was an ever rippling sea that caressed their huge testicles. One of the being said “Hey, guys, look at this. I can come farther than I usually can by detaching my dick just when I am about to come.” Another, in order to not be outdone by his comrade, said “You think that’s impressive? I can come at any time by squeezing out my balls.” The last one pressured by his retarded peers said “Hey, guys, look, I just came up with this. I can swallow my own cum and then shit cum immediately.” The other two divine beings looked at each other in silence for a moment, and then contorted their visages in disgust and started masturbating furiously. The two men ejaculated with such force as to drive the unfortunate being who wanted to fit in out of the pyramid and into the vortex, which sucked him up and spewed his entrails and his comrades’ combined cum into another dimension. This mix of entrails and cum later became the Milky Way. The end.