When I was 18 I used to hang out at the mall with my goth friends. One of the last times I went to the mall for Freak Fridays I saw a dark skinned girl with curly hair and a black dress with red polka dots. I stared at her awkwardly and she caught me staring. She walked up to our table at the food court and started talking to my friends. Apparently they knew one another already. I interrupted their discussion to say, “Polka Dot?”. Being interrupted, she gave me an annoyed look, and replied curtly, “yeah-“. But, before she could go back to talking I jumped up and grabbed her by her hands and did the Polka with her. I’d seen it before in Animaniacs. She laughed and danced with me for a few moments. Then she went right back to talking with our friends. I pulled out a seat for her and she sat while talking. I don’t think I paid any attention to what they were talking about, because it was about people I don’t know.
We all go outside to smoke cigarettes and I pulled out my pack to see that my last three cigarettes were broken (probably from dancing), including the lucky (lucky cigarette is the first one in the pack you pull out and put back upside-down). I asked the girl in the polka dot dress, Sam, if I could bum a smoke. In response she pulled out a cig, held it up, then pulled out her tits, put the cig between her tits, and said, “you can have it if you want.” She looked so sexy! And her tits were perky c cups.
Anyone could have handled this situation better than I did. I stuttered, “cc-an ee-you just hand it-t-to me?” She said, no. I went, “yoink!”, and plucked it from between her boobs trying to not touch them. I don’t remember how the night went after that because I felt like I ruined it and I think I even avoided her. Lol.
Source: reddit.com/r/sexystories/comments/jdl8uu/i_cringe_so_hard_thinking_about_this_mf