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**NOTE:**
*Italicized lines*: the external narrator
(*x*): physical action
“x”: lines said out loud by characters
Regular text: Claire’s thoughts
**Claire’s POV**
*Brett is a very physically attractive man. Claire is a very physically attractive woman. Nate is a guitar player for a small band. He is a scrawny, little boy with a small penis who somehow managed to be in a relationship with Claire, but Claire hates having sex with him. He doesn’t satisfy her at all. She has to fake orgasms just to keep him happy. Worst of all, Nate is completely oblivious to the fact that he doesn’t satisfy Claire. He thinks that he’s God’s gift to her for some reason. Nate is also absolutely and utterly obsessed with Claire. He worships her, always wants to be with her, etc. All Nate cares about is her, and she hates it. Claire is sick and tired of this clingy little creep who thinks he’s sooooo good in bed. She wants to dump him in the most painful way possible, and she comes up with the perfect way to do it:*
*Claire is lying on her bed, naked. She picks up her phone and calls Nate:*
Claire, in a seductive tone: “Hi, Nate. Why don’t you come over to my house tonight, big guy?”
Nate: “I would love to, but my concert has been rescheduled to tonight for some reason! This is the most important concert of my life! We will be performing in front of 10,000,000 people! We’re scheduled to perform in 20 minutes. I’ve spent every night for the past 2 years preparing for this moment!”
Claire: “If you come, I will give you that blowjob you’ve always wanted.”
*10 seconds later…*
*Nate rushes into her room*
Nate: (*panting*) “Claire, I just canceled the concert and ran here as fast I could! Blowjob!? Blowjob!?”
*Claire points at Nate*
Claire: “Hahahahahaha!”
Nate: “What’s so funny?”
Claire: “Nate, my darling, why don’t you have a seat on that chair over there. I have a surprise for you!”
Nate: “Ok! Sounds exciting.”
*Nate sits on the chair next to Claire’s bed. Claire gets up from her bed, gets leg cuffs from her cabinet, and cuffs Nate’s legs to the chair legs, making it so he can’t get out of the chair.*
Nate: “Uh, is this part of the act?”
Claire: “Uh, yeah. Sure.”
Nate: “Oooh, kinky! This is going to be amazing.”
Claire: (*giggles*) “Yes. Yes it is.”
*Claire goes back to her bed and lies down on her back.*
Claire: “Oh, Brett! You can come out now!”
Nate: “What!?”
Suddenly, Brett comes out of my closet, completely naked. He is the hottest hunk of man I have ever seen in my life. His body is…*perfect*. He is 6’3″, muscular, athletic, handsome, chiseled jawline, beautiful blue eyes, buns of steel, strong legs, etc. And his dick nearly reaches his knees!
Even *Nate* has been staring at him for the past minute or so, seemingly oblivious to what is about to happen.
Brett: “You ready, Claire?”
Oh, my! I think I just got pregnant from hearing his voice! It’s so dark yet so soothing. How is it possible for a human being to be *this* perfect!?
Claire: (*giggles*) “I’ve been ready for a *looong* time.”
*Suddenly, Nate realizes what is about to happen and begins to cry.*
Nate: “Claire!!! NOOOOOO!!!! I LOVE YOU!!! WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER!!! YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!”
*Brett and Claire begin to laugh hard.*
Claire: “Too bad, soy boy.”
Nate: “I can’t watch this. This is too much.”
*Nate tries to get up from chair but is unable to*
Claire: “You’re not going anywhere, Cuck. You’re going to watch *every* *second* of this. Maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about how to *actually* please a woman.”
Nate: “No! No! No! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!”
Brett hops on to my bed and we begin to make out and cuddle, with Nate having a perfect view to see all the action.
Nate cries harder than I’ve ever seen a human being cry before. Tears that could fill several buckets flow out of his eyes and all over his body. At the same time, he also has a raging erection from seeing all of this. He’s getting turned on by seeing his little girl with a *real* man.
This is a dream come true. I’ve always wanted to see him cry and suffer while he sees me fuck another man.
Brett rams his enormous cock in my vagina and I begin to moan. Moan harder than I ever have in my life. I place my arms all over Brett’s butt, squeezing, slapping, and pinching it. Brett kisses me all over my body. He places his arms all over my breasts and then down to my butt.
*Suddenly, Nate unzips his pants, whips out his penis, and begins masturbating. He strokes his penis with great vigor.*
Claire (so loudly that everyone within a 5 mile radius can hear it): “Brett! Brett! Brett! Yes! Yes! Yes!”
Nate: (*cries, strokes dick*) “You…you…never moaned that hard when you had sex with me!”
Claire: “No…(*moans*)…shit…(*moans*)…Sherlock…I…(*moans*)….faked all….those…(*moans*)…orgasms.(*moans*)..you..(*moans*).oblivious….(*moans*)..(*moans*)..moron”
Claire: “Harder, Brett! Harder!”
*Brett begins to thrust harder and harder.*
Claire: (*moans*) (*moans*) (*moans*)
Suddenly, Brett cums inside of me.
Claire: “That was the greatest 10 minutes of my life.”
*A few seconds later, Nate cums out all over his pants. Nate has stopped crying, but he is still sobbing. He is absolutely heartbroken and devastated by what he just saw.*
I get up, go to the cabinet to get the keys, and then go to Nate to unlock his cuffs. A few seconds later, I hop back onto my bed. Brett and I cover ourselves with my blanket and we begin to cuddle. This is so dreamy. We cuddle for minutes while Nate just stands there looking absolutely crushed. I think he’s waiting for me to say something.
Claire (in a seductive manner): “Oh, Nate.”
Nate (with a look of hope in his eyes): “Yeah!?”
Claire: “Fuck off.”
*Nate begins to cry again*
Nate: “Claire! We were meant to be together forever! No!!!!!”
Claire: “It’s over. Please leave, you pathetic, worthless, sack of shit. I never want to see you again.”
Nate: “Please!!! I LOVE YOU!!!”
Claire: “I HATE YOU!!!”
Nate hops on the bed and tries to kiss me. I respond by kicking him in the balls as hard as possible, knocking him off the bed.
Nate: “OWWWWWWW!!!!”
Claire: “Stop being so melodramatic. Girls don’t feel *that* much pain when you kick them between their legs.”
Nate: “Please! Give me one more chance!”
Claire: “IF YOU DON’T LEAVE, I AM GOING TO CALL THE COPS YOU CREEP!!!”
*Nate pleads for a second chance for several minutes before giving up. He cries like a baby and heads towards the door.*
*Brett and Claire give each other a fistbump as Nate runs out of the room and cries.*
Claire: “How about Round Two?” (*winks*)
Brett: “Don’t mind if I do!”
*Claire and Brett begin engaging in intense sexual activity again.*
*Meanwhile, as Nate leaves Claire’s house, he comes up with the perfect plan. There is a tree in Claire’s backyard that has a branch that extends to the window of Claire’s bedroom. Nate sneaks into her backyard, climbs up the tree, and slides down the branch until he is able to get a perfect view of Claire and Brett’s love-making.*
Nate: “Oh, yeah!”
*As Claire and Brett have sex, Claire looks at the window and sees Nate sitting on the tree branch, looking at the two have sex and aggressively masturbating. Claire becomes furious.*
Claire: “Brett! Pull out!”
*Brett pulls out and Claire walks towards the window, filled with rage. Nate looks at what’s happening confused as ever. Claire opens the window and Nate realizes that Claire had caught him. He tries to escape, but Claire successfully reaches out, grabs his arm, and yanks him into her room.*
*As Claire aggressively slaps Nate’s face and Nate cries, she says:* “You creep! Get out! Get out!”
Nate: “I’m so sorry! I just can’t help but watch my beautiful girl enjoy herself with that hunk of man over there. It makes me feel so happy and excited.”
Claire: “I am not your girl you creepy sicko!”
*She kicks him in the balls once more and he falls to the ground. She kicks his body while he screams in pain.*
Claire: “You bastard! You pathetic little wanker! I am going to call the police!”
Brett: “Claire, don’t be so mean. He didn’t mean any harm. He can watch if he wants to.”
Claire: “He spied on us without our permission! Stop apologizing for this piece of shit.”
Brett: “Claire! Be nice.”
Claire: “Ok, fine.”
*Claire stops kicking Nate*
Nate: “Please, let me stay! I really want to see you two fuck! It’s *soooooo* sexy!!!”
Claire: “No! You’ve already seen us do it once. Your free trial is over. There’s no such thing as free porn. Even ‘free’ porn sites make money through ads. I’m not going to let you beat your meat in front of us without making any money from it! If you want to see similar content for free, go to Pornhub.com”
Nate: “But I want to see you! You’re the only woman in the world I’m attracted to! You are everything to me!”
Claire: “Fine! I will let you watch us have sex once a week, $69 per session!”
Nate: “$69 per week!? My entire post-tax income is $70 a week!”
Claire: “Wait, let me finish. $69 per week plus strict regulations you must comply with.”
(*Claire takes out paper and begins writing contract*)
Claire: “You must NEVER touch me nor even say a word to me during each session. Even if you utter the word “Hi” to me, you will have to pay a $250 fine. You must ALWAYS stay AT LEAST 5 feet away from my bed for the entire time. If you come closer than 5 feet, even by mistake, you will have to pay a $500 fine. You CANNOT record ANYTHING that happens here. If you do, you will have to pay a $1000 fine. Better hope you have a good memory. No phones allowed. Before you enter my bedroom door, Brett will search your pockets and bags (if applicable) and confiscate your phone if one is found. You will NEVER get your phone back once it’s confiscated. If you break any one of these rules more than once, I will call the police, tell them you raped me, use that pantyhose in my closet with your sperm on it to back my claims, contact every major news station to get them to cover my story and destroy your reputation, and do everything I can to get you to rot in prison for the rest of your pathetic life. And by the way, I will also do this if you don’t pay a fine within one week of the day it was incurred.”
Nate: “So let me get this straight. You want me to not only pay you 98.6% of my entire post-tax income, you also want me to comply with extremely strict rules that seem virtually impossible to not break, and if I break one of the rules just once, even by mistake, I will have to pay a fine that would be impossible for me to afford and within just 1 week of the date the fine was incurred, and if I fail to pay the fine within 1 week or break the rules more than once, my education, job prospects, reputation, financial situation, and life in general will be absolutely ruined forever, and all of this risk just to have the opportunity to watch you have sex with another man once a week without the ability to even record each love-making session.”
Claire: “That’s correct.”
Nate, without irony: “Yes, that sounds great! Thank you so much for this generous offer! I am eternally grateful for this.”
(*Nate signs contract*)
Claire: “Our first session will start this Saturday at 6:00 PM. Your first $69 payment will be due the following Sunday. If you show up more than 10 minutes late, the entire session will be canceled but you will still have to pay the $69. NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!”
Nate: “Thank you so much!!!!! You’re the best!”
(*Nate turns towards the door and heads out*)
Claire: “Oh, Nate, I have one last thing to tell you.”
(*Nate eagerly turns around*)
(*Claire spits on Nate’s face*)
Claire: “Now fuck off!”
Nate: “Yes! God answered my prayers! Claire’s beautiful saliva is now on my face! I’m going to keep this on here forever!!! Thank you!!!”
*Claire, not expecting a positive reaction from this creep, grabs Nate by his collar, drags him to her bathroom, and washes off the spit with soap and water.*
Nate: “No! No! No! Please! Let me keep the spit! It’s the last time your fluids will ever contact me ever again! NOOOOOOO!”
Claire: “Haha soap and water go brr.”
*After washing the spit off Nate’s face, Claire drags Nate’s body to the top of the stairs. She kicks Nate’s body down the stairs in an extremely aggressive manner, leading to several bruises, a tooth falling off, and a large cut on his forehead.*
Claire: “GET OUT AND STAY AS FAR AWAY FROM ME AS POSSIBLE BEFORE SATURDAY, YOU CREEP!!!”
Nate: “Ok. I will always love you forever!!!”
Claire: “I will always hate you forever!!!”
As Nate walks out the door, he says to himself: “That’s my girl.”
Claire: “I AM NOT YOUR GIRL!!!!!!!!!”
Fin
Source: reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/iji1qd/the_adventures_of_claire_nate_and_brett_a