**Jizz Jizz Erotica**
*A haunting tale of tragedy, Darth Jizzious The Sticky, self determination, and of course jizz by:*
*Michael McMuffin*
*With special input from:*
*Leebaby & Darrell Johnson along with Zahn Rahpoopee*
Prologue
Once upon a time when a lonely little leprechaun let his thoughts drift too much whilst watching a Graham Norton interview and dropping a Count DooDoo into the depths of his porcelain throne he came up with an ominous threat that turned into a radical erotic romp with his small group of friends and Noah and so let us begin. Our lonely leprechaun begins with his threat and let’s his creative juices take himself away on a sea of erotic mystery.
Chapter 1
Skylar I’m going bend you over, tie you down, and let both of Robert Downey Jr’s sexually active gay goats have their way with you while Noah and Parker are hogtied with their eyelids taped open being forced to watch it all happen. While this beauty of a spectacle proceeds I sit and eat a shredded mix of mozzarella and cheddar that was meant for omelettes but instead I eat it by finger full clumps from the bag. I do this all while I sit on an upturned 5 gallon bucket gently caressing DJ’s head while he’s in the fetal position crying rocking back and forth with Liam trying to tell him that the goat jizz will stop flowing eventually. During all of this Cole is in the corner with Rob with Cole spreading Parker’s syrupy stash over Rob’s chest using it like hot wax and pouring the remnants back into Parker’s supply so he gets a hairy surprise later when he goes to get his fix of his lifesblood whilst he sings the Canadian national anthem in an operatic a cappella.
Chapter 2
With every burst of goat jizz into Skylar JJ yells “YEEHAW FUCK HIM LIKE GREEN BAY DOES THE STEELERS” while Colin waddles around on all fours with JJ on his back looking like a walrus with an afro riding a mini horse with Colin chasing after Nate Schmidt’s cock on a string that JJ is holding to keep Colin galloping in whatever direction the severed cock goes.
Chapter 3
Upon the 65th jizzing from Flash the goat Emperor Palpatine walks in with Lucifer who proceeds to go into a corner and do the hokey pokey. Palpatine utters “Execute Order 66” to Flash the goat egging him on to do what Commander Cody couldn’t by completing the order and jizzing for the 66th time into Skylar. With that Justin appears with his pink hair riding a pegasus fully firm in the horse meat steering the pegasus to do the sprinkler causing his mount to cum straight into the taped open eyes of Noah and Parker while all three goats plow Skylar at once with Palpatine using his lighting fingers as a cattle prod up each animals ass so the jizz flows with extra pizzazz. Through this extravagant laser light show of jizz Liam cums (see what I did there) to the realization that the goat jizz will never stop flowing and subsequently he himself goes into the fetal position with DJ with all hope lost and the expectation that everyone will drown in jizz like that one girl that resulted in the end of OG Mudbone’s well respected and revered porn career.
Chapter 4
After hours of this Tom Jizzery the goat spunk that has been flowing into Skylar like the Mississippi into the Gulf of Mexico begins to produce little baby satyrs that start to spew out of Skylar’s mouth. They begin to run around the room laughing hysterically which sounds likes a firm mix of the green goblin, the pillsbury dough boy, and Parker’s weird fucking witch laugh while they chase Colin slapping his bare ass coaxing him to speed up whilst JJ is running out of saliva from how many times he’s had to chant “YEEHAW FUCK HIM LIKE GREEN BAY DOES THE STEELERS” all the while Colin remains completely energized chasing after the one thing he wants in life Nate Schmidt’s slippery little cum stick which keeps Colin going like a teacup chihuahua on cocaine.
Chapter 5
After two days of this beautiful delight that is natural selection the small 15 x 12 room was midcalf deep in jizz (Michael’s midcalf not Liam’s giraffe calf don’t worry we haven’t drowned yet). Emperor Palpatine has begun floating on the top of the jizz, drained of his force juices, and cursing Anakin for letting him borrow his jizzle, the one thing that could’ve saved him. Lucifer has shifted from doing the hokey pokey in the corner to doing it on top of the floating Palpatine drifting in a circular motion around the Stone Table of King Arthur which Skylar has been getting relentlessly fucked on by the goats with Palpatine utilizing the current that Colin has created from his practical doggy paddle.
Chapter 6
The jizz pooled so deep that Rob’s secret regeneration power has kicked in from being covered in jizz for so long. With every stroke Cole performs to wax Rob’s chest with Parker’s endless supply of syrupy goodness the thick coarse wiry hair on Rob’s chest grows back with blazing speed like watching a three second time lapse of grass growing making Cole’s arms terribly sore from all that yanking of hair and reapplying of syrup. Eventually our sweet fabled leprechaun realized that Parker and Noah were about to drown in their hog ties from a filling of jizz in the lungs which is something even the Cum Queen herself Adriana Chechik wouldn’t stoop to. With a clap of the leprechaun’s fabled large hands two little ewoks with hover shoes came in through a hatch and deposited two foot long snorkels into Noah and Parker’s mouths ensuring that they won’t drown unless it was on their own accord with their eyes still not able to be closed due to the illustrious invention of gorilla glue duct tape.
Chapter 7
Without any food or water within our little 15 x 12 room the heroes or hostages of jizzlandia depending on how you look at it were forced to evolve rather quickly and absorb the jizz through their skin like humanoid amphibians taking the jizz in for nutrition which goat and pegasus jizz is absolutely chalk full of these vital nutrients. Through DJ’s continued rocking back and forth he began to create his own circular jizz tornado that goes down and sucks you in that I don’t know the name of which in turn began sucking Liam in and spinning him around like a young jewish boy does a dreidel on Hanukkah. All the while Michael has caressed a bald spot into the head of young DJ leaving him to look like a 50 year who hasn’t left the 80s with his long hair and bald spot on the crown of his head. This repetitive rubbing and jizz absorption drove DJ to begin muttering an incoherent mix of german and spanish with the only understandable phrase being bibliotheca and his english mutterings transfixed on the revival of the 4th Reich and the blaming of the jews for his untimely demise.
Chapter 8
As the days passed the tide of jizz continued to rise like the ocean does when Rob goes for a swim due to Rob’s inconsiderate consumption of powdered donuts. The jizz is getting up to Skylar’s knees atop the stone table of King Arthur with the goats hollowing out Skylar’s ass so much he now possesses the powers of a cloaca but the satyrs still prefer to crawl out of Skylar’s mouth and down his tongue like a red carpet of taste buds. Palpatine and Lucifer continue to float in the wake of Colin’s doggy paddle that is more the likeness of a baby hippo paddle but we won’t get into the semantics of that. Cole is clinging to Rob repeatedly waxing him still whilst holding onto him like that selfish cunt from Titanic did that door still using Parker’s endless syrup bottle that was shaped like a cute cum covered teddy bear that had the same magical properties as Santa’s sack (I know what you’re thinking you dirty minded fuck just because the whole focal point of this story is about jizz doesn’t mean I disrespected the great chubby lord o’ milk and cookies’ testicles I’m talking about his sack full of presents you sick fuck). JJ persists with his unrelenting chanting atop Colin with his cock on a stick but JJ had to submit himself to drinking some of the jizz to soothe his vocal cords from all the chanting and he magically ascertained a stetson that sits upon his fro which he obtained from bribing one of lord leprechaun’s ewoks. With what JJ bribed the ewok with not even the all seeing eye that is the pink haired Justin knows from a horse his sprinkler dancing, jizz shooting, pegasus.
Chapter 9
As the tides of goat sperm continued to rise everyone began to lose hope that they would survive this white wonderland so all those that weren’t tied up or being relentlessly fucked gathered at the stone table of King Arthur all 7 of them: JJ with his stetson and wheat stalk in his mouth (seriously where does he get this shit like those fucking ewoks I thought I could trust them), Rob who developed an impervious glow from all the cum he salamander soaked in, Cole with his arms so noodly from waxing he could spin them like propellers and fly around the room, DJ finally regained his senses and left his whirlpool (FUCK THATS WHAT ITS CALLED DAMNIT), Liam who was so nauseous from spinning in DJ’s whirlpool all he could seem to remember was DJ’s hysterical elmo laugh when he was spinning, Palpatine who immediately claimed to be the senate when he arrived at the meeting to which Skylar pointed out between satyrs walking down his tongue that he still had fucking Lucifer doing the hokey pokey on top of him while he floated between DJ and Cole the noodle armed helicopter (how’s that for sexually identifying as), and lastly Justin remained on his pegasus Biggest Dickest serving as the conciliator for the meeting (FUCK SHIT CUNT THATS 8 FUCK IT PRETEND ITS 7) the meeting proceeded to go on for what felt like forever as the jizz kept rising until there was only 3 feet of nonjizz all the while Michael continued eating his shredded mozzarella and cheddar meant for tacos and omelettes in finger full lumps whilst still caressing DJ’s bald spot to a baby smooth finish while still sitting on his magical bucket.
Chapter 10
After no agreement was met and the only sounds were the faint crying of Parker and Noah through their ewok extended snorkels and the grunting and thrusting of Skylar and the goats through their ewok snorkels. After awhile Biggest Dickest realized that Michael was a halfblood son of Poseidon and could read the minds of horses (pagasi are horses don’t fucking try to tell me otherwise) so Biggest Dickest popped the question to Michael, got down on one hoove and proposed to Michael that asking him to tell us the way out of this god awful mess. Michael supplied the remaining members with a riddle from Lucifer who looked like he was doing the Irish jig instead of the hokey pokey because of how low the ceiling was to the half hovering Cole, Michael said to them that when all efforts have been given to the force the prodigal son will return (I have to end this at some point or HBO won’t make this into something) and with that he snapped his fingers and his ewoks took him out a hidden wall but not before giving DJ one last pat on the head.
Chapter 11
After an hour of trying to figure out this fuck shit the council of cum covered fuck wits couldn’t figure it out and so began the suicide with DJ putting himself under (fitting I know) and one by one they went under with Rob remembering to cover all the snorkels (The one thing he fucking remembers in his whole life) and with everyone under floating there on the bottom and Lucifer breaking into the Cotton Eyed Joe for who knows what fucking reason the riddle was complete and the prophecy fulfilled Gunter the Penguin King of Ice, The Andals, The Rhoynar, and The First Men swooped in through the jizz and grabbed all with a net of ice and dragged them through the now opened exit dropping them all into the middle of Times Square naked, cold, and covered in jizz hugging each other for warmth. Dazed, confused, and covered in unprecedented amounts of jizz our heroes stood blank faced and staring at each other in a lull of sheer befuddlement and were only broken out of this by the loud screaming of a man saying “HOW’S YOUR BURGEH” while driving a city bus colliding into our heroes with the man stepping out to admire his work with a name tag reading Nick proceeding to get back in the bus driving away as if nothing happened and with that the quest of our heroes came to a close.
The End
Source: reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/hek9rm/jizz_jizz_erotica