Diamond Gym Membership [MFFM] (inspired by a joke)

A man goes to a gym recommended by his friend. “Ask for the diamond membership, tell them I sent you.”

He arrives at the gym and asks for a diamond membership. The receptionist has no idea what he’s talking about. He insists that his friend sent him. Eventually the receptionist calls a manager who tells him that platinum is the highest level of membership available. The man insists and is eventually shown in to the office of the owner of the gym. After dropping the name of his friend the owner reveals that there is indeed a diamond membership but that it’s super secret. The membership is $10k/ month and it requires a full physical before he can join. $10k is a lot but the man is rich and desperate to get fit so he agrees. He applies and takes the physical. Three days later he is told that his application has been accepted. He is given a tour of the gym and told that he has access to all the facilities and programs. “Your diamond membership entitles you to three special diamond classes every week.” He is told. “Be here at 10pm on Monday, Wednesday and Friday.

The day and time of his first class arrives. He is directed to a studio way at the back of the gym. When he arrives he finds the interior has been set up as a big indoor obstacle course. He is greeted by a pretty brunette named Michelle. She’s 5’2 and a little chubby, but totally fuckable. The man oogles her in her tight sports bra and yoga pants. His eyes linger on her plump breasts and obvious nipples before traveling down her body to stare at her pussylips. She’s got an epic cameltoe made by the tight thin yoga pants and obvious lack of panties. He suddenly realizes he’s not paying attention to her explanation of the obstacle course. He looks up at her face and realizes she is aware of his gaze, she seems pleased. He blushes and her smile widens.

“Like what you see?” She asks.

“Uhh. Y-yes.” He stamers.

“What’s your favorite part?” She asks as she does a little turn while feeling herself up.

“Uh…” He’s not sure where this is going.

“That’s ok. You can tell me later. Now that I have your attention. I was saying this is our entry level obstacle course.” She directs his attention to the series of platforms covered in various gungle gym type equipment. She locks the doors. “If you can catch me you can fuck me.”

“Excuse me?” He asks

“You heard me.” She says with a gleam in her eye. “Need more incentive?” She lifts up the sports bra and her big tits fall out. Her nipples are large and dark. She pushed down her yoga pants and reveals a clean shaven pussy. She turns around and leans over one of the obstacles while using one hand to pull her cheeks apart. “I’m all wet for you.” She explains. Its true. He can see her wetness. He steps toward her.

She slides out of his way. He lunges and she dodges. He chases her in earnest but she’s always one step ahead of him. After 90 minutes he’s laying on the floor panting. Michelle’s watch beeps.

“Awe. Too bad. Our time is up. I could really use a fuck. Maybe next time.” She squats down next to him and pats his thigh. “Make sure you sign up for one of the regular training sessions.” She leaves him out of breath on the floor. He hits the gym all week but Wednesday and Friday go much the same. The chubby little brunette is faster than she looks.

He decides to recuperate on the weekend. Come Monday he’s feeling good. The previous weeks workouts have given him more energy and a better outlook. His diamond class begins as always but this time he’s just a bit faster. There are several close calls and then at 45 minutes on he catches her by the brastrap. It slows her down just enough and manages to tackle her. The fall in a heap laughing like fools. They wrestle around, she trying to break free, he trying to get her bra off. Eventually she’s underneath him with her legs wrapped around his middle. She’s laughing as he struggles to get her bra off. She wraps her arms tightly across her chest. He suddenly realizes he’s got a golden opportunity. He reaches around her ample backside and grabs the waist of her yoga pants. He tanks them down. She squeals and twists around to try and crawl away. He still has her by the pants so this has the effect of pulling them down to her ankles. He moves his grip closer to her ankles so she can’t slip out of them. He slams the pants onto the floor and kneels on them. She struggles to break free. He pulls down his shorts and underwear. He leans forward onto her and grabs her by the bra and ponytail simultaneously.

He yanks her back into him. After a hip wiggle he manages to find her slit with his dick. He probes her hands-free with his dick until he is able to start to slide in. She’s no longer fighting him. She starts saying, “yes, yes yes.” A few more small thrusts to get them both all lubed up and he’s finally able to slide all the way in. “Fuck me!” She commands. Without missing a beat he starts talking her pussy. His sweaty hips are making a wet slapping sound as they smack against her big round ass. “Oh god yes!” She shouts. “Come in me. Come in me now. Oh god gum in me please.” He thrusts into her one last time, giving it all he can. Her big asscheeks and plush thighs jiggle with the impact of his hips. He unloads a whole week’s worth of pent up frustration and semen into her hungry cunt. When its over he lets go and falls over exhausted.

“What now?” He pants.

“Well youve still got 45 minutes left in this session. Want to go again?” They are both pretty exhausted but the next 45 are still very fun.

Things go on like this for a while. He’s fucking the chubby brunette twice three nights a week. Eventually it starts getting kinda dull. He’s still working out and now that his speed and stamina are way up Michelle is too easy. One night she tells him that she is proudly promoting him to the next level. He’ll be meeting his new instructor on Monday.

Monday arrives. He goes to the new room number he was assigned. The new room is bigger and the obstacles look much harder. Inside he finds a gorgeous 6ft tall blond. She’s firm and taut. She’s completely naked. Her boobs are perfectly proportioned and look like they somehow defy gravity. She glistens and he realized she’s oiled up.

“I am Svetlana” she says with a thick accent. “If you can retrieve the key I will be your slave.”

“What key?” He asks. Svetlana turns away from him, widens her stance, and stretches her long lithe abdomen down towards the floor. She walks her hands back to her ankles and then runs one hand all the way up her leg and thigh to her ass. She pulls on the glittering jeweled buttplug she’s wearing and then pushes it back in.

“This key.” She says. She straightens up and swings herself onto one of the platforms. “Come and get it.”

It takes him a month before he finally catches Svetlana. When he does he is sitting on her facing her rear. He gently pulls on the plug. “Yes.” She moans. He pulls harder and it slowly slides out of her. “What is the bidding master?” She asks.

He’s been planning this for days. He pulls a bottle of lube out of his pocket and commands Svetlana to assume a face down ass up posture. He lubes up his cock and then slips into Svetlana’s ass. He fucks her long and slow till she comes on him. He commands her to face him and brings his dick over to her mouth. She takes him in eagerly. He fuck her mouth til hes almost there then pulls out to finish on her pretty face.

Months go by. He’s ripped now. His senses are finely tuned. He can catch and overpower Svetlana at will. There’s nothing she won’t do. Eventually even that gets boring. He starts to pester Svetlana about moving to the next level. She claims there is no such thing. Finally he goes to the gym’s owner and complains.

“Well there is one more level, the extreme, but I don’t think you’d like it.” She says.

“I don’t care. I want the extreme.” He demands.

“Ok but you have to have a colonic cleanse first.” She says.

“Whatever just set it up.” Like a drug addict he is chasing that next high.

On Monday he gets his colonic cleanse. It’s actually kinda nice. Feeling fit and fresh he makes his way to the biggest obstacle course room yet. At first he thinks hes alone but then the door slams and locks behind him. He spins around and there is a young black man. Naked as the day he was born. He’s got a bottle of lube in one hand and his big black dick in the other.

“If I catch you I get to fuck you” he says with a grin.

Source: reddit.com/r/sexystories/comments/gqomqp/diamond_gym_membership_mffm_inspired_by_a_joke