Okay so this is gonna sound weird

So I was browsing Pastebin a while back. Clicking on the “Recent Pastes” thing on the right over and over again, until I found something interesting. You know, like ya do.

And I stumbled across this gem.

https://pastebin.com/e4tz2fsH

And I just knew I needed to share it with the world. It’s 100 kilobytes in length (for scale, that’s like a tenth of a Harry Potter book) and it reads like 4chan greentext.

You know what, I’m not doing it justice calling it a gem. This is a 50 kilogram sapphire.

Enjoy.

Disclaimer: I take no credit for this. I would give credit to the original author but since the post is anonymous and I just happened to stumble across it I have no idea who that was. If any of you know, y’know… I have people asking me if there’s more where this came from, and I strongly suspect there is.

Sorrry if this isn’t the right place to post this. I just needed to share it.

I’ve created my own tiny little subreddit r/PastebinFishing for stuff like this. There are like 3 posts there right now, all made by me, but…

Source: reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/cyzl2w/okay_so_this_is_gonna_sound_weird