Mumbled voices can be heard though out the sound stage. Suddenly, the lights turn up revealing a large luxurious kitchen. A brick oven dominates the space as granite counter tops shine in the light. The crowd (mostly men, of course) is hushed as the announcer speaks. “welcome back to another hot and heavy episode of saucy dishes. Here come your hosts now. Two girls who know a thing or two about eating out. All the way from forworth, Texas. That southern treat who brings the heat- Kim!” applause erupts as a tall southern belle of a woman enters waving from stage left. Her fiery red mane hanging down to her shoulders in bouncy curls. Her six two frame almost all legs and her ample DD breasts barely contained by a skimpy green apron. “and from Pasadena, California. That exotic dish you’ve all drooled over- sue!” another round of applause as, entering from stage right, a beauty from the far East. Her asian features a treat for the eyes from her silky black hair hanging to the waist of her petite five one body to the already erect nipples of her perky C cups poking though her thin blue apron. “thank you and welcome to saucy dishes with Kim and sue. We’ve got a great show for you today.” says Kim as the crowd settles down. “first off, I want to remind you to check your seat numbers. Tonight is our annual blowjob raffle. At the end of the show we will draw a number out of a hat. Whoever is the lucky winner will get a two girl BJ from me and sue in the green room after the show. Don’t wanna miss that.” Kim says with a smirk. “no, they don’t, Kim. Giggle. But first a word from our sponsor.” sue reaches under the counter and hands a small tube to Kim. “tonight’s show is brought to you by…BAM!” Kim holds up the tube as sue blushes. “that’s right. Our favorite cajun cutie is now making a gourmet line of sex lube.” Kim squeezes a generous amount of BAM! On to her finger and points to sue. “when cooking you’re going to get hungry. There’s nothing naughty about between meal snacks.” sue gets close to kim’s finger. Eyes closed with a lust filled smile. “well, most of the time. Giggle.” sue says as she closes her mouth around kim’s finger and slowly sucks it clean. Kim’s eyes flutter as a small moan escapes her lips. “whew. Well, sue what are you serving us today?” sue licks her lips as she brings over a covered dish. “Cornish game hen.” sue says as she lifts the lid. Running her hand along the bird she sighs. “I’m going to show you the proper way to prepare the bird.” sue says as she strokes her meat. “first, you need to spread the legs as wide as they will go. Then, get your biggest turkey baster out and make sure that her opening is good and juicy. Don’t be afraid to get it dripping wet. That way she’s ready for a good, hard stuffing.” sue finishes by giving her meat a good smack. “Hmmm. Giggle. And what are you making for desert, Kim?” it takes a moment for Kim to pull her eyes away from sue’s firm, juicy meat. Kim sighs wistfully. “well, the other day I was talking to this handsome British man…” sue interrupts. “talking?” “well, alright…sucking.” the girls share a giggle. “when it occurred to me that we have never done that wonderful British treat. A big…fat…Hmmm…spotted dick!” sue’s mouth drops open. Kim just smiles. “I know, right?” Kim says. Sue shakes her head. “the thought of putting that big, fat dick in my mouth. Oh, my. I’m drooling here. Giggle.” Kim strokes sue’s cheek. “won’t that be nice after having your dirty bird stuffed?” sue sucks gently on kim’s thumb. “we’re going to take our first commercial break so that sue and I can finger each other. We’ll be right back.”
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