David: Text me whenever you want. Sometimes I forget to open the Bumble app. ###-###-####
Emily: Got it.
Emily: Hey, it’s Emily from Bumble!
David: Oh heeey.
Emily: Heeeey.
David: Buzz buzz.
Emily: LOL. How’s your day?
David: So far, so good. You?
Emily: Great.
David: So your bio says you loved Black Mirror. Me too. Fav episode?
Emily: Umm, the one where people could rewind their days. Sad.
David: Really sad. I think I’d use that technology to rewind meals I’d eaten. Mmm, I forgot about that alfredo.
Emily: LOL. Is that ALL you’d use that technology for?
David: …
Emily: lol, a gentleman does not kiss and tell?
David: Exactly.
Emily: Ok, ok. I appreciate that. What’s the best meal you ever had?
David: French Laundry. Thomas Keller. I was in California for a few weeks a few years ago and made a point to get a reservation there. Best meal of my life. You?
Emily: Food truck in NYC ;)
David: Hah. I don’t dislike the food truck scene.
Emily: Worst thing you ever ate?
David: Anything catfish. Fucking gross. You?
Emily: Piss and skittles.
David: Piss? Wait. What?
Emily: Summer camp. This kid got a care package loaded with candy. I was kind of chubby. Everyone made fun of me. Anyway, this kid with the care package was sharing with everyone but me. So when I asked if I could have some Skittles, she said I could on one condition. I said I’d do anything for a handful of Skittles.
David: Classic fat kid line. I was a fat kid, too.
Emily: LOL.
David: So what was the one condition? I think I can fill in the blanks, but …
Emily: She took off her shorts. Everyone was like OMG WHAT IS SHE DOING? And then she got a cup and filled it with piss. Hot, warm, steaming piss. And she handed me the cup and said, “Drink the entire cup of piss and I will give you a handful of Skittles.” So I went to take the cup and she snatched it back real quick and said, “On second thought” and then she dumped a handful of Skittles into the piss and handed it to me. In order to get to the Skittles, I had to drink her piss.
David: And you drank it.
Emily: Every last drop.
David: How did it taste?
Emily: Disgusting. She wasn’t very well hydrated. Plus the dye from the Skittles melted off and made some weird hybrid piss fruit flavor.
David: And that was the last time you drank piss LOL.
Emily: Honestly. It kind of turned me on … is that gross? Am I gross?
David: No, actually. Actually. I didn’t know we were going there when I answered, so I said catfish because actually, yeah, catfish is gross. But you’re not the only one who drank piss.
Emily: OH REALLY? EXPLAIN PLEASE, SIR.
David: I have a little … piss thing. And my ex indulged me once or twice.
Emily: Only once or twice?
David: Yeah, wasn’t her thing.
Emily: But it was yours and it didn’t hurt her! :(
David: Yeah …
Emily: Wait, so … did she fill up a cup and then you drank it? Or did she just piss into your mouth?
David: Pissed into my mouth.
Emily: And you drank it?
David: Most of it.
Emily: Excuse me, but I am getting moist in my girl parts …
David: Really?
Emily: 100%
David: Not every day that I find someone who shares my kink …
Emily: I mean, I am definitely curious. How did your kink start?
David: I was a kid and I was at the playground with a friend of mine. Her name was Natasha and we were running around playing and there was this other kid there who kept tagging along and we got annoyed. So she said, “Watch this.” And then she went to the top of the slide. You know those old 80s metal slides with the little indent at the bottom? Well, she sat at the top of the slide, pushed her underwear to the side and peed. It collected in a puddle in the little indent and then she climbed back down and told the annoying kid to go down the slide. He did. Right into her piss. But the largest issue is, it was my first time seeing a girl naked. We were like eight. But it was my first sexual experience. Ever since then it’s turned me on …
Emily: I am turned on … did your ex ever let you pee on her?
David: That’s a hard no.
Emily: That’s too bad.
David: Have you ever been peed on?
Emily: No.
David: Do you want to be peed on?
Emily: Yes. Hold on. I am out with friends at this shitty bar and I have to pee.
David: Timely.
Emily: Yes, very.
Emily: Attachment: 1 Image
David: Very cute. Bathroom selfie.
Emily: Mm-hmm.
Emily: IMG_0017.MOV
David: A video? It’s loading. Lucky me.
Emily: Yummy yummy. Wish the toilet was your mouth.
David: Jesus. Impressive stream. Nice bush, too. BTW.
Emily: Oh thank you, thank you. #hairypussy.
David: I’ve never gotten a piss video before.
Emily: My pussy is wet. I’m so wet.
David: <3
Emily: Did that get you hard?
David: Very.
Emily: Can I see?
David: Attachment: 1 Image
Emily: Wow!
David: Thanks :)
Emily: Ummm … that’s big. WILL IT FIT?
David: Fit in where?
Emily: My mouth. My pussy. My asshole.
David: Only one way to find out …
Emily: I’m calling an Uber now.
Source: reddit.com/r/sexystories/comments/af34x1/piss_fetish_a_text_message_conversation_mf_piss