We were naked, fresh from the shower. Clean, ready to get dirty … but the phone rang and my wife had answered.
My mother-in-law is old and in the early stages of dementia. She’s in a home now, which my wife feels bad about, but really it was unavoidable. It’s probably why my wife always answers the phone when her mother calls … the guilt.
I was sitting on the toilet. My wife was standing phone to her ear. I could tell the conversation had started to loop … revisit things they’d already discussed. I kept waiting for my wife to bring it to an end, but she wasn’t and I was getting impatient.
I took a butt plug from our basket of toys, lubed it well and offered it up to my wife.
She looked at the plug, then at me. Her expression didn’t change. She didn’t end her conversation or break into her mother’s monologue … she simply took the plug, squatted and pushed it up her butthole.
She stood up again, continuing with her conversation with her mother, which, by this point, was mainly just a bunch of, “Mm-hmm” and “Uh-huh” noises. She did turn around and bend forward slightly so I could see the base of the plug. I spread her butt cheeks, smiled and gave her ass a good swat.
Finally, my wife said, “Mom … I’ve got to go. My husband is kinda being a pain in my ass.”
Source: reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/acx92s/my_wife_and_i_were_in_the_bathroom_anal_play