Have you ever felt the sudden uncontrollable urge to stick something deep and far into your asshole? If not, consider yourself incredibly lucky. Everyday is a long lasting struggle of fighting the intense urge to stick tablespoons deep into my anal cavity. I’ve tried everything from butt plugs to XL dragon dildos, nothing satisfies my obscene craving for the small cold metallic rectangular handle of an everyday tablespoon. The cold that runs throughout my asshole brings me such an amount of pleasure I feel like my dick explodes every time.
My “addiction” as my 13 therapists and 18 mental counselors call it, consists of sitting with my ass open aimed towards the sky, what follow is me sticking the coldest tablespoon I can find’s small handle deep into my rectum. I’ve never been able to push down the entire shaft of the tablespoon, most of my “sessions” nowadays just involve me getting it hardly a quarter of an inch in before my dick shoots out semen like a fire hose.
My life has been so ruined by this horrid mental illness that I can’t look into my silverware drawer anymore. It turns me on so much, looking at the cold and untouched metallic shafts of those everyday kitchen utensils. I can’t bring myself to go out in public restaurants or head to family or friend dinners. Just seeing spoons turns my dick rock solid and I always end up excusing myself to the bathroom to shove one in. It’s hard to come out of the bathroom with my face flushed and the end of the spoon I for whatever reason brought in there have a slight brown stain on it.
It got so bad one night when it was endless, I couldn’t contain myself and I was fucking my ass with the same spoon over and over again for 4 hours straight. Every push pulsed my body with pleasure and each time it went in I came and I came hard. Less then twenty minutes in it hurt to come because nothing could come out, I spent the rest of the three and a half hours in half pain half pleasure as the metallic shaft when in and out with such a rhythm I have struggle typing this out as it forced my imagination and head to relive that horrible night of four straight hours of constant masturbation and orgasm.
Spoons lost me my job, they lost me my family, they lost me my dignity and worst of all.
They lost me my testicles.
*Who knew so much masturbation lead to cancer?*
Source: reddit.com/r/sexystories/comments/7f5fei/manal_the_tale_of_the_mentally_ill_man_who_has_a