I wanted a cabin in the woods. A little getaway from all of life’s difficulties. A place where I could sit back on my deck, look at the mountains and smoke a cigar in peace. I told a buddy of my plans and he said he’d go with me and we could scope out some properties. He was handy, so we’d be able to spruce up the place with ease over a few weekends.
We drove out to the mountains, walked into a real estate office and asked for help. A beautiful woman in high heels came over to us. She had curly blonde hair, muscular, long legs, and a beautiful smile. Freckles, too, on her cleavage.
“Hi boys,” she said with a smirk.
We told her what we wanted and she pulled up a few properties and pretty soon, we were off to see what the small mountain town had to offer. The first property was fine, but nothing special. The views were weak, but it had tons of property. As she walked from room to room, her heels clicking on the floor, she’d always toss us a sexy grin or wink.
“What is the deal with her?” My buddy asked. I told him I wasn’t sure, but she was a total fox.
Apparently, she’d heard our conversation when she said, “The acoustics in this house are garbage. You can hear everything in this place.”
Then, she winked and bit her bottom lip.
My buddy was much more forward than I was and suddenly, he was leaning close to her saying that we could all make a ton of noise in this cabin because we were on 19 acres. No one would hear a single moan. Er, uh, sound.
She perked up when he said moan and suddenly, her nipples pushed through her lacy top and she rubbed her hand on her chest and said, “Oh, well, then …”
I hit him on the shoulder. He’d made her uncomfortable, that idiot.
But I was wrong. She walked around the house, her heels clicking against the hardwood floor. She told us the house came furnished. “There are curtains, too,” she said as she pulled the blinds closed.
I gulped. My buddy gulped.
“So,” she said as she walked towards us. “What would you do to make someone moan?”
She walked over to us and unhooked my buddy’s belt. His pants dropped to his ankles. She undid my belt and my pants hit the floor too.
She licked her lips as she squatted down and got in between us.
Soon, she was sucking our cocks. Ten seconds of me, ten seconds of him. Back and forth. It was wet. It was intense. And then she ripped her shirt open and her tits flew out. They were huge, covered in freckles. Beautiful.
“Now,” she said. “Who wants to make me moan first?”
My buddy nodded and pushed her towards the sofa. He got down on the floor and ate her pussy while I watched.
“Don’t just stand there,” she said. “I’ve got a mouth that functions.”
I straddled her and pushed my cock into her open mouth. She took it all. No gag reflex. As my friend ate her pussy and she moaned, her entire mouth buzzed around my cock. It was heavenly. Drool ran from her lips down her chin and splattered on her tits.
He shoved his fingers inside of her and sucked on her clit until she gushed. She howled and her body squirmed on the sofa as she came. When she was finished, she stood up and removed all of her clothes.
“I don’t think the neighbors heard me,” she said with a chuckle as she walked into the bedroom. We followed her.
“I need one cock in my pussy and one in my asshole. And don’t worry, halfway through, we’ll swap, so everyone gets to fuck my whore holes.”
We shot looks at each other and grinned.
She straddled my buddy and leaned forward, presenting her asshole to me. It was tight and pink and beautiful. I walked forward and spat into her asshole and slipped a finger inside. She moaned.
“I said fuck me with your cock, not your finger!”
I pulled my finger from her asshole and for about ten minutes, we fucked her. She moaned and came over and over, her asshole tightening around my cock every time she came.
“Are you boys ready to switch holes?”
We nodded and eagerly switched positions. She screamed louder and louder, rubbing her clit, squeezing her tits, groaning with delight. Every once in a while, he’d slip out of her asshole and her hole would gape open, begging to be stuffed again.
My buddy announced that he was going to cum and she told him to fill up her asshole with loads and loads of cum. He did as instructed.
“Your turn,” she said to me.
I nodded and pumped away vigorously until I was close.
“Do it! DO IT! CUM IN MY PUSSY!” She begged.
I pumped faster and faster as my friend watched until I couldn’t pump another second longer. I pushed myself deep inside of her and blew a thick load, which I’m sure coated every inch of her insides. She quivered and collapsed onto the sofa and gasped with exhaustion.
“That was a good time,” she said.
But my buddy wasn’t done with her yet.
“So that’s it?”
“What do you want?” She asked.
“Well, you’ve got two huge loads of cum inside of you.”
“Mmm-hmm,” she said. “So?”
“So, you should probably eat them.”
“I can do that,” she said.
Suddenly, she was squatting in front of us, pushing her anus open. A stream of jizz shot out of her asshole and my huge load dripped out of her pussy.
We watched as our cum puddle pooled on the floor of the cabin. She got on her hands and knees and crawled towards the puddle, sticking her tongue out the entire time. We watched in awe. No way was she going to do this. No way!
She got closer to the puddle and then leaned down and slurped up every bit of cum from the floor.
“Happy now?” She asked.
I nodded, but my buddy didn’t.
“Aww, what’s wrong?” She asked. “What else do you want me to do to you?”
“Not to us. To yourself.”
She looked at him curiously.
“You just look thirsty is all,” he said.
He went to the kitchen and found a large drinking glass. Her eyes grew wide. Now she was the one thinking no way is he going to do what I think he’s going to do. But he was. He put the glass under his cock and started to piss. The glass got more and more full and her eyes grew wider and wider. Was this where she’d draw the line and say no way?
We weren’t sure. He filled half the glass and handed it to me.
“Fill’er up,” he said to me. I put my cock towards the glass and started to piss as the Realtor watched. She started rubbing her pussy, masturbating. She got closer and closer to an orgasm.
I filled up the glass with a few more inches of piss, leaving just a little bit of room in the glass. She brought herself to orgasm and said, “Hand me the glass.”
We handed it to her and she took a big sip. A bigger sip than we imagined she’d take. She gulped it down and wiped her chin as piss dripped out of her mouth and landed on the floor where our jizz puddle had been moments earlier. She kept chugging until there wasn’t much piss left in the cup.
And then, she put the cup under her cunt and filled it all the way up again with her own piss. She poured some over herself and drank the rest. Soaking in piss, she looked at us and said, “Satisfied?”
Now I was the one who said no.
“Oh, come on,” she said with a laugh. “What more depraved shit could you possibly have in mind?”
“You had a pretty tight asshole, but … you think you could fit two cocks inside of it at once?”
“Inside of my ASS?” She said.
My buddy laughed.
“No. Definitely not.”
“Aw, that’s too bad,” I said. “I think you could.”
“Well,” she finally said. “I’m always up for a challenge.”
Suddenly, my buddy was on the sofa with her back towards him. She sat down and positioned her anus over his cock and pushed it inside. She cried out. Without lube, it hurt, but she powered through. She hoisted her legs up into the air and leaned back against my buddy’s chest. I grabbed her legs and put them over my shoulder and pushed my cock closer and closer to her asshole. You could tell she was anxious but excited.
Her eyes grew wide as I pushed the tip of my cock over my buddy’s cock and inside of her ass. She shook her head—it was a lot, but she could do it.
“Go,” she said. “Go.”
I pushed deeper. Mascara tears ran down her cheeks.
“I want it,” she said. “I want two cocks up my ass at the same time!”
After a moment, we were both inside of her at the same time. I started to pump my cock into her asshole slowly. She moved her fingers towards her pussy and started to masturbate, bringing herself closer and closer to yet another orgasm.
“I want both of your loads on my face!” She shouted.
I pulled out slowly. My buddy pulled out next. She dropped to her knees and we jerked off over her, shooting our thick loads all over her face.
“Okay then,” I finally said.
“Yeah,” my buddy said, fully satisfied.
“So,” the Realtor said, “What do you think about the cabin?”
“Eh,” I said. “Not for me.”
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