GoldenMilf
Dennis was introduced to sex
By Goldeneye
When he sat in his living room with his older best bud
Who’s stolen the VHS and would soon be caught,
And Xenia Onnatop appeared onscreen,
In her green dress and with her sultry, jaded smile
Seven year old Dennis began to feel a way he’d never felt.
And when Xenia Onnatop strangled that man with her
Thighs, in a plush bedroom and he cried,
“I can’t breathe!”
That was when seven-year old Dennis knew this ritual
Was for him. Except he’d be able to breathe,
Always.
Twelve years later, Dennis sits in his dorm room,
Fucked up off Oxycontin.
He stole it from his Father,
Who went back to drinking and fell and hurt his leg
And had surgery but Dennis does not give a shit
If his Dad needs painkillers. He needs a drug other than pot
(which he already got in trouble for dealing)
and he wants to feel mellowed out
he’s got enough testosterone to go around
So he sits there, high out of his mind,
Stares at his computer and thinks,
I’d better work on some of those photos
For my photo class.
But then he thinks, nah.
He’s got a better idea. He sends a text to his thirty-year old
Fuck-buddy. He asks her what she’s doing and can he come over?
Not now, she tells him, maybe tomorrow after work.
So Dennis tells her he’ll show up at 5:00
And settles for his second best option:
Watching (again) a video of a girl he banged
On a couch at a keg party a few weeks before.
He watches the part where he eats her out
Skips over the part where she sucks his cock
Watches the part where he fucks her hard while
Everybody chants and
The camera moves in close to where his cock meets
Rando pussy
It isn’t great quality.
He gets off anyway.
He doesn’t get to his homework (Again).
If there’s a term to describe the past year of his life,
Dennis thinks to himself, as he drifts off to sleep, its
Rando Pussy.
That’ll be what he calls his memoir.
The next day, at about 6:00,
This time stone cold sober,
Dennis looks up at the flailing boobs
Of Andrea, the milf
Who thinks she’s riding a twenty-nine year old
Cock.
He watches her hair fling in front of her face
And thinks of how all girls
Look exactly the same when they’re in the heat of fucking,
Whether they be eighteen or thirty;
They all squint hard enough that the can’t even see,
They all keep their mouth open and show their teeth while they
Moan.
They all let him work them with his hands
Clamped around their upper thighs, propelling them up and
Down
And they all let him stick his fingers in their mouths and
Suck
His fingers
Always.
While Andrea sucks on his forefinger and middle finger, Dennis thinks
Of something to say, something to keep him amused
Before he nuts inside Andrea
(of course he’s not wearing a condom…)
But he can’t think of anything
Until Andrea starts crying out hardcore
Uh! Uh! Uh! Fuck! Me!
Yes, an exclamation at the end of each syllable
And Dennis grinds against her harder and her pussy feels
Much wetter, suddenly
And while she presses her hands palms down on his
Chest and cries,
Uh! Uh! Yes! UH! Fuck! UH!
Dennis cries out,
“I can’t breeeeeaaaaaath!”
(But of course he can. It’s Andrea who loses
her breath
for, like, a couple seconds
Dennis was just being
Ironic)
Leaving her house the next morning,
Andrea’s three-year old son getting served breakfast
That his Mom rustled up, as she talks to him softly
About what to do about a bully at school
And gives Dennis a glance like,
“Okay, get out of her, gotta be a mom now…”
Dennis finishes putting on his shoes, kisses
Andrea on the cheek, says goodbye,
Looks at her kid and says,
“A few years from now, make sure to watch
Goldeneye.
That’ll teach you how to handle everything.
Sometime.”
Source: reddit.com/r/sexystories/comments/5jl78p/goldenmilf_mf