My fridge fucks me back.

My asshole had been itching all day. Not the normal itch, the type of itch that could only be cured by putting something in there. My fridge had been on my mind for a while too. I needed it. But fucking it was difficult and not as pleasurable anymore. I needed another way. After a while I figured, why not let the fridge fuck me?

I got into the house and put my back pack away and began drinking. I wanted to be relaxed for what was to come and whiskey did that well for me. After a couple drink and pacing back and forth in the kitchen, letting the sight of my fridge tantalize me I went to bag and pulled out my new toy I had gotten from the sex shop.

I got some lotion from the bathroom. I was buzzed. I approached my fridge. "I usually fuck you but tonight you are returning the favor". I attached the wall mounted rubber cock to the fridge. Before I could help myself I dropped to my knees and began sucking the rubber cock. It felt so heavy and good in my mouth. This was my first experience with these types of urges, they had just started recently. It was my fridge, bringing it out. I needed more from it.

My cock was now tingling and getting a little heavy too. In between bouts of fucking my face against the cock until I gasped for air, I took swigs of liquor until I was uninhibited enough to do it. I stood up and kissed, slobbered, and licked my fridge. "You whore, ready to fuck daddy back"? I grabbed the lotion and squirted in each hand. "One for me", I rubbed my asshole, "one for you", I rubbed the fridge cock, giving it a couple tugs.

I breathed deep and turned around, relaxing as much as possible as I spread my ass cheeks and guided the cock into my ass. I gasped as it filled me easier than I thought it would. "Fuck", I mumbled, my cock stiffening as I reached back to touch my fridge. I began thrusting my ass back and forth. "For you", I said, looking back over my shoulder at my fridge. I bent over until my hands touched the floor and slammed my ass into the fridge, causing it to shake with each return. "Your my whore, I'm your whore. I love you"! I yelled with a final roar as my body spasmed in my first orgasm of that kind. My cock even leaked cum.

I slipped off, my tight ass returning to normal quickly and I laid on the floor for a second before getting up and taking another sip of whiskey. I turned to my fridge and kissed it. "That was…interesting. It was the closest I could think of to having you. Attaching a fake pussy seemed…I don't know, like I'm fucking a fuck pussy, not you". I stroked my fridge and gave it one last lick. "But who knows what we will try next, you just turn me on so bad you dirty fucking thing".

Source: reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/3sunhw/my_fridge_fucks_me_back

2 comments

  1. Haven’t had a laugh like this in quite a while and I had my doubts about the title but glad I took the risk.Did not realize that fridges could be so aggressive.Mine can barely keep food at a well regulated temperature. :(

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