I accidentally used my corporate credit card to book an Instagram escort. [MF]

Officially, the statement charge was “Food and Beverage”.

I had a date with an Instagram escort. We were introduced by a mutual friend, the madam that I’ve connected with. By this point, I had been a loyal client. Always discrete, always respectful, no drama here. I had given them so much business – if there was some Rewards Points system, I would probably be on the super elite status level.

I arranged for the date to coincide with this business trip I was on. We were hosting a conference/meetings, so my corporate card was in full use. With normal expenses, I just have to submit a report to my job, to reconcile everything. It’s not perfect, especially with large conferences like this. My card was used for everything big or small.

Anyways, date night arrives and I meet my girl. Young, pretty, any man would be happy to fuck her senseless. I’m ready to reconcile with them, but I realize that I didn’t prepare my payment in advance. In all the craziness of the convention, I forgot to line up my funds to make the night’s transaction occur. I’m not the type who misses something like this, especially for such a discrete night. So I’m a bit embarrassed and annoyed at myself.

That’s when the madam suggested I use my personal credit card. She can charge this on her side and say it’s for whatever I want. First off, I didn’t know she takes this? (she doesn’t, just a one time thing). And second, in my embarrassment I tried to save face and offer what I could. So I agreed, I took my card our of my wallet, she rung it up and we were cleared.

Upstairs, the girl was very… accommodating. Knew what she was doing. She changed into some lingerie, and we went to down. I had planned on fucking her ass, I wanted to see her gape. So the entire night, I was obsessed on making this happen. At the end, it looked like the grand canyon.

So a few weeks later, I’m paying my credit card bill. That’s when I realize that I accidentally used my corporate card, instead of my personal card. FUCK. They look very similar, and I must have grabbed the wrong one that night. Honestly, I was freaking out. For sure my company’s expense/HR would catch on. So to cover my tracks, I just lumped in this expense, with the conference’s expense. Maybe it’ll get buried in all the transactions and numbers. Plus, getting receipts for everything is a pain, everybody knows that.

So I submitted and just prayed. Hoped that it’ll clear. A few days later, it did. It went through all the corporate approvals and reconciled itself.

Now, whenever I have my dates, I bring a separate wallet.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/g0i05p/i_accidentally_used_my_corporate_credit_card_to